Luxembourgian Puns

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After 49 years, I am retiring the man who took Luxembourgian Football from the bottom of World Football to the heights it now reaches.

Current Coefficients: https://i.imgur.com/VCd7vS2.png

Luxembourg Club Reputations: https://i.imgur.com/OBZ0Gjl.png

Summary: https://i.imgur.com/dAAmRtx.png

National Divisions: Dudelange - 18, Progres - 5, Yellow Boys - 4, Rumelange - 6. Total = 33

Promotion Division: Yellow Boys - 1. Total = 1

1. Divison South: Yellow Boys - 1. Total = 1

Luxembourg Cup: Dudelange - 15, Progres - 3, Yellow Boys - 3, Rumelange - 4. Total = 25

Champions League: Dudelange - 3, Progres - 1, Yellow Boys - 2, Rumelange - 5. Total = 11

Europa League: Dudelange - 1, Progres - 1, Yellow Boys - 1, Rumelange - 1. Total = 4

Club World Championship: Dudelange - 1, Progres - 1, Yellow Boys - 1, Rumelange - 4. Total = 7

European Super Cup: Dudelange - 2, Progres - 1, Yellow Boys - 2, Rumelange - 4. Total = 9

European Championship: France - 1, Luxembourg - 1. Total = 2

World Cup: France - 1. Total = 1

Confederations Cup: France - 1. Total = 1

International League: France - 1. Total = 1

CHAN: Ghana - 1. Total = 1

Hall of Fame: https://i.imgur.com/ih1runi.png

Future Plan:

Going to be doing 2 Managers.

Aims:
- Improve Reputation of Clubs and thus the league. Aiming to be #1 in Leagues
- Become the #1 Team in Coefficients.
- Win the World Cup............ FML

One day I'll know enough Luxembourgish to read directly in that language, but for now both Luxembourgish and German are outside my capacities. It could be an author translated into English too.

Dear all,

I know for a fact that I will be living in Luxembourg for quite a while to come. As such I see that I would benefit greatly from reading up on the Luxembourgian tax code as well as how tax returns as such work in detail. Can anyone recommend any lecture on this topic (preferably in German or English, a bit less in French (legal French is not my strong side)). This can be in the form of a book, articles or internet (thus I am looking for something more "engaging" than simply reading the tax authority website and reading the laws directly).

Thanks for any feedback!

Who is your favorite Luxembourgian poet?

Luxembourg

• GDP $97,832,020,964.85
• GDP Growth % -0.5%
• % As Spend 40%
• Budget $39,132,808,385.94
• Budget Year 2046
• Population 1027421
• Population Growth 1.02%
• GDP Per Capita $95,220.94

With the recent insecurity of the European economy, Luxembourg was hit harder than most European countries.

"Next year shall be different," The Grand Duke was quoted, with a strange smile.

Today, after the learning that the Estonian government put Finns in camps, the Luxembourgian government declared an expedition for the Luxembourgian National Military (LNM) to go to Võru, Estonia to find out if the camps are there.

In a recent agreement supported by Mali, Luxembourg, and Cape Verde, a new settlement is to be started at Brava island at these coordinates: 14.842681N, 24.667868 W. The settlers are to build a weather station and maintain a port for up to two vessel ships. The Cape Verdean government hopes these new residents will enjoy their stay, and possibly, stay permanently.

Today, a spying drone flew over the city of Tartu ton it's daily routine to find prisoners. It took 3 pictures of the "abandoned" camp. It turned that there are approximately 500,000 Finnish-Estonian prisoners.

Pictures: Picture 1

Picture 2

Picture 3

[Edit] sorry, private Johnson had the numbers wrong with the POW numbers

Today, the HDS Amelia, Luxembourg's biggest warship, arrived in Riga harbor, demanding the Latvian government to open its borders to The anti-Estonian collation. Also,in the north, the Luxembourgian forces will remain in the Latvian-Estonian border.

Hi r/Luxembourg! I'm working on an art project and need Luxembourgian one minute videos to make a glitch video collage. It can be virtually about anything, but I need you to react to some questions before you make it and send it to me! You will be credited as co-authors. I was asked some questions about the future of Europe by organizers of an international theater festival entitled "The Future of Europe" and decided my reaction to those questions will be an open call for videos accompanied by the same set of questions posed to members of every European country. I will then databend those answers with the video and make a 50 minute long video collage. I have no idea what the final video will look like.

There is more information on https://transeuropa.tumblr.com/, along with the form you can use to submit your videos!

This is very exciting for me and I can't wait to see how this turns out. Please feel free to share this URL anywhere you see fit and feel free to ask any questions and comment!

Thanks in advance for collaborating!

Vedran

Hello World,

Speaking on behalf of the Prime Minster and Parliament of Luxembourg, I am pleased to announce a momentous occasion in the history of our great nation. Proposed by a member of the Council of State, the act known as the Luxembourgian Cultural Independence Initiative. This act aims to create a more distinctive cultural identity for our nation. More separate from the Dutch, French and German cultures. We will be working with native artisans, increasing education into the unique history of our nation and doing more demographic research into what makes our country unique. This project begins in 6 months, and we will be devoting 5 Billion USD initially to the project, as well as funds that may be donated by private corporations or individuals, in exchange for endorsement by the government, and the opportunity for the advancement of their nation. We look forward to seeing what the culture of our nation has in store!

 ~Grand Duke Henri Albert Gabriel Félix Marie Guillaume

Edit:

Citizens of of French, German, and Dutch heritages react negatively to this, seeing it as an attempt to squelch out their cultures. In response to these claims the government is reworking the angle of this program to make it more appealing to people of all heritage. The start schedule has been pushed back by a year to allow for these changes to take place.

Welcome to the Luxembourgian National Final, shockingly broadcast from Luxembourg! As the name suggests, we're here to find a winner for Luxembourg. As such, we have five songs that will be voted on. The voting system is 50% televote, 50% jury, so your vote will definitely count!

For your vote to count, PM me your 12 points, 10 points, 8 points, 6 points and 5 points.

The vote will close when this post hits 4 days. If you vote afterwards, your vote will not count.

Without further ado, here are our songs, courtesy of the phenomenal artists mentioned:

The Chain Gang of 1974- I Still Wonder

Birth of Joy- Hands Down

Exit Kid- It's Cool

Birth of Joy- You Got Me Howling

Unheilig- Zeit zu gehen

GDP $79,652,200,544.31 GDP Growth % 0.5 % As Spend 40 Budget $31,860,880,217.72

Population 994,378 Population Growth 2.3% GDP Per Capita $80,102.53

Luxembourg has updated its budget in light of the separation from Germany.

[M] This is my first time making a budget, and I also had to update the Lux budget from 2031. I didn't have Germany's stuff to go off of, so i did minimal growth since 2031. If anything looks off, please tell me.

Edit: ive been told 65% is way too high, will adjust

Estonia has launched "Operation: Death to Dutch", where it will attack the Luxembourgian troops near Tartu, and the nearing Dutch fleet.

All EAF jets are on high alert, and will take off at any moment, when it is necessary.

To attack Luxembourg, we will send:

• 1 CAV medevac vehicle

• 10 ESTI tanks

• 1 M1A3 tank

• 5 CV90s

• 50 soldiers

To secure the Estonian shore, we will send:

• 3 CAV medevac vehicles

• 100 ESTI tanks

• 15 M1A3 tanks

• 100 Kiisla Patrol vessels

• 2 Halifax-class frigates

• 500 CV90s

• 5000 Soldiers

To secure our borders against possible invasion from other countries, we will send,

• 50 ESTI tanks

• 2 M1A3 tanks

• 50 CV90s

• 500 Soldiers

• 5 CAV medivac vehicles

To attack the Dutch fleet sailing towards us, we will send,

• 4 Halifax-Class frigates (ENS Montréal, ENS Nunavut, ENS Canada, ENS Bay)

• 4 De Zeven Provinciën-class frigates (ENS Mosquito, ENS Wiggum, ENS Dundee, ENS Scott)

• 1 Marlborough-class frigate (ENS Rossija)

• 2 San Fransisco-class Guided Missile destroyers (ENS Tallinn, ENS Baltika)

• 2 Karel Doorman-class support ships (ENS Zeeland, ENS Holland)

• 2 Kiwi-class Amphibs (ENS Eskimo, ENS Triangle)

• 2 Fletcher-class destroyers (ENS Fletcher, ENS Victoria)

Today, after taking a detour deep in the heart of southeastern Estonia, the Luxembourgian Military expedition, dubbed "Amelia's Expedition," reach the outskirts of Tartu, the city where the world believes the Finnish prisoners are being kept.

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GDP: $80,448,722,549.75 (1%)

Pop: 1017249 (2.3%)

GDP per Capita: $79,084.60

% as Budget: 40