What do you call a man from the Netherlands who is also flying on a airplane?

The Flying Dutchman

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EsteamPhenomena
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At international cheese school what did the teacher say to Netherland's cheese when it asked a doubt?

Gouda question.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bonp27
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2020
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Who'll are from Indonesia?
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πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2020
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In Sweden the CEO of IKEA was just elected president.

He should have his cabinet together by the end of the week.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tfowler11
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2020
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With the global warming raising the sea level, it is only a question of time for England to become Engsea.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Matthieunc
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2020
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My friend from the Netherlands doesn't like movies.

He probably just enjoys the Dutch angles...

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2019
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These puns are special type of cheesy, Feta cheesy, that's why they are Greece-y.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Iamexceptional
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2020
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What do you call a guy wih kids in the Netherlands?

An Amsterdad

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BungalowBoy159
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2019
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What is the Netherland’s favorite band?

Holland oats

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πŸ“…︎ May 15 2019
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I'm from the Netherlands

so I can say that all these jokes are really cheesy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/XanVer22
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2019
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I tried to make some jokes about the Nords, but they Netherland.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ShinigamiDady
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2018
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Elon Musk launches two rockets from Amsterdam...Netherlands.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/unlucky_genius
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2018
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What do you call musically-inclined horse feed from the Netherlands?

Holland Oats.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DooDad-DontMother
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2018
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Friend 1: So how’s your long distance relationship going?

Friend 2: So far, so good

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2020
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Was flying over the Netherlands on a trip to Europe with my dad leans in all very seriously and whispers...

Where do Gerbil go on vacation?

Hamsterdam

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πŸ‘€︎ u/World_Chaos
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2015
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People from the Netherlands smoke weed because a large part of their country is underneath the sea level. They are only trying to get "high" so that they can escape the effects of global warming.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gandurk
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Dad just used this one during the Netherlands vs Argentina

Me: Is Messi on this team?

Dad: Yeah! He's the one with the crazy, weird, wild hair. It's kind of messed up a little. What's the word you would use for that?

Me: sigh Messy

Dad: That's it! He's Messi!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KyleStyles
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2014
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Watching the Brazil - Netherlands game...

Me: "I wonder how many people are at the game?" Huge smile comes on my dad's face and I can tell he's real proud of this one Dad: "I bet at least a bra-ZILLION people"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ilikesunglazzes
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2014
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Why can’t the Dutch be pilots?

Because they Netherland!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ItalianMango111
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2019
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And we haven't yet legalized Uruguay.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/me_zus
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2018
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Is this sub still active?

There haven't been posts all year

Happy 2019 from the Netherlands

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πŸ‘€︎ u/deJessias
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2018
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These puns are Capital!

So I had a productive day at work coming up with these Capital City puns a year ago today. Thought they were too good not to share!

Why did the Geordie arrange a holiday to Romania?

To book a rest!

Bob Mortimer was speaking to his comedy partner's wife saying he wanted to take him on a piss up to Iceland. When asked why he said:

I want to wreck ya vic!

Why should you never let a man go swimming in Finland with weights on his ankles?

Coz He'll sinky

What do people most commonly use toilet paper for in Bandar Seri Begawan?

Their Brunei

Catwoman bet her male counterpart he couldn't pronouce the capitol of Nepal. But cat man do.

Why was the Polish man rubbing his bollocks? Coz they warsaw.

I just came up with a cracking pun for Japan. Alas, all the wife could say was "What Tokyo so long?"

The ex Mrs McCartney got naked in East Germany in the 80s. She was known for years in the area as Bare-lin

Cheap flights to Russia still available! Book now! Everything Moscow!

The people of Bahamas think learning Capitol cities is Nassau important

The people of the Netherlands had a need to build a water driven power station as well as an overabundance of pork products. So they used 'Ams to Dam a river.

A husband and wife in the Phillipines were both very, very unwell. The woman was sick, but the man iller.

What's the average Senegalian's favoured mode of transport? Da car

Have you heard about the talking cat in Somalia that only throws insults? The Moggy Diss you

They are obsessed with John Cleese in Uruguay. They love a video of Fawlty towers almost as much as they love a Montevideo

People from Vietnam Hanoi the hell outta me

Rain storms are very rare in Zambia, but in Zimbabwe they Harera

Before you do a joke about Macedonia, let me Skopje right there

I've heard Swedish Ikea workers get stuff for free, they can just take Stockholm

If you are trying to eat Halal in Pakistan, Islamabad or good choice?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Spoghead
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2018
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Is this considered a dadjoke?

My sister and I are watching the Australia-Netherlands WC game and she suddenly asks,

Sister: What's the capital of Netherlands? Me: Amsterdam. Sister: Hungary? Me: Starving.

It's half past one and my sleepy self is so proud of myself.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Other_Vader
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2014
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My dad just sent me this

Spain lost 5-1 from the Netherlands (I am Dutch). So my father sent me this picture

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What do you call a man from the Netherlands who is also flying on a airplane?

The Flying Dutchman

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