Flanders Puns

A list of puns related to "Flanders"

What country are Ned Flanders’ relatives from?

Iddley.

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👤︎ u/Aderkaperk1
📅︎ Apr 06 2021
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What’s Ned Flanders’ favorite exercise?

Diddly squat

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👤︎ u/Macauley_Sulkin
📅︎ Mar 23 2019
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My Christian-Dad was obviously the inspiration for Ned Flanders

Dad: "Time for bed, kids"

Kids: "Throw us in bed! Throw us in bed!"

(Dad picks a kid up in his arms)

Dad: "Did I ever tell you about the three men in the book of Daniel who were thrown into the fiery furnace?"

Kids: "No!"

Dad: "Their names were... Shadrach... Meshach... and ToBedYouGo!

(tosses squealing kid through the air, onto the bed)

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👤︎ u/cyclura
📅︎ Aug 27 2013
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I should open a bakery run by autistic people.

Call it "Special Kneads"

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👤︎ u/ImEnhanced
📅︎ Mar 08 2017
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