A list of puns related to "Brussels"
I told them to quit trying to be cabbage because they'll never get "a head" like that.
He was phlegmish.
A Brussels sprout
Itβs just a curd to me.
Kim Jong Un
A Brussels spout
Brussel Sprouse.
Brussels sprouts
A Brussel sprout
Germany has to be one of the smelliest countrys in Europe
-Its so bad they have a town called Cologne
Did you know France has a sibling that had a child?
-Neither did I but its the only explanation for Nice
Poland has this uncanny habit of not finishing its stories
-Warsaw what?
Belgium loves its greens
-City named Brussels gives it away
Everytime i tell anyone of these I need to laugh as the absolute cringe my girlfriend makes and then laugh through the pain of her hitting me whilst saying "Its just not funny".
Personally I love them and I thought i would share them with you.
Aunt: There's to be gale force winds tonight.
Dad: It's all those Brussel sprouts
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