I roasted brussel sprouts...

I told them to quit trying to be cabbage because they'll never get "a head" like that.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WoefullyYours
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2019
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Why did the Belgian cough?

He was phlegmish.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shu-di
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2021
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What do you call a Belgian kid?

A Brussels sprout

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2021
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A few minutes ago, I came to the conclusion that tofu is overrated.

It’s just a curd to me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2020
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What's the most hated vegetable in the world?

Kim Jong Un

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrcharlesboyle
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2020
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What do you call a faucet in the capital of Belgium?

A Brussels spout

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mikev431
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2020
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What's the name of the Belgian brother of Dylan And Cole Sprouse?

Brussel Sprouse.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pibeytor
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2019
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What do you call children living in the capital city of Belgium?

Brussels sprouts

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Asterisk49
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2018
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Some bad dad jokes about Europe (very bad)

Germany has to be one of the smelliest countrys in Europe

-Its so bad they have a town called Cologne

Did you know France has a sibling that had a child?

-Neither did I but its the only explanation for Nice

Poland has this uncanny habit of not finishing its stories

-Warsaw what?

Belgium loves its greens

-City named Brussels gives it away

Everytime i tell anyone of these I need to laugh as the absolute cringe my girlfriend makes and then laugh through the pain of her hitting me whilst saying "Its just not funny".

Personally I love them and I thought i would share them with you.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2017
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Sitting at Christmas dinner with the family

Aunt: There's to be gale force winds tonight.

Dad: It's all those Brussel sprouts

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2013
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