Istanbul
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👤︎ u/VGK9Logan
📅︎ Oct 24 2019
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My wife asked if we should go to Istanbul or Marrakesh.

I replied that Istanbul is rockin' but Marrakesh is Moroccan.

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📅︎ Jul 12 2019
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What's the sister city to Istanbul?

Istancow

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📅︎ Jun 24 2019
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What was it called when the electricity went out in Istanbul?

Turkish delight

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👤︎ u/Pupikal
📅︎ Feb 05 2018
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Istanbul has some pretty weird markets...

I thought they were pretty bazaar

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👤︎ u/Zeptil
📅︎ Sep 16 2017
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I was in Istanbul for a vacation...

And it's common to find döner and kebap as street food. After walking around a whole day with my friends, we found a 3 seat bench and squeezed all 4 of us on it. After we settled, I turned to my friends and said "Hehehe. 'Squish' kebap." Head shakes, groans, and "so bad, it's good" laughter followed.

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📅︎ Sep 04 2015
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Deja Moo

Oh MOOgosh. This might just sound like a load of Bull, but please STEER me out.

Deja Moo (Sung to the tune of Fresh Prince of Bel-air)


Now these are puns all about COWS

Their milk gets flipped, churned all around.

And I’d like to take a minute but I won’t stop and prattle

And tell you this story you haven’t HERD about cattle.


In IstanBULL I was born and BRAISED.

In the pastures back then in my HAYDAYS.

Chewing cud, RUMPING round, and making a fuss.

TANNING out so UDDERLY ridiculous.


When a couple of HEIFERS who had BEEF with me

Started BULLying on my Brand , you see.

I got TIPPED over once and my mom got scared

She said you're MOOvin your behind, your butt, your DAIRY Air.


I whistled for a calf and when it came near

Thought she was a babe, but HE was a STEER!

If anything I can say this STEAK is rare

But that Bovine was BO-FINE so I didn’t care!


I got milked a few times, maybe 7 or 8

More like long-gonehorn, than reliable date.

So I CHUCKED out the udder half of the pasture,

Bevo ain’t a cow, don’t got what I’m after.


Fun fact: a Dairy Cow can produce 125lbs of saliva a day.

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📅︎ Oct 14 2016
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