15 Hilarious Helsinki Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

I used to date a stewardess from Helsinki

I dropped her off at work one day and she vanished into Finnair

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👤︎ u/I_Only_Have_One_Hand

📅︎ Mar 23 2021

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I lost my luggage on a flight to Helsinki once,

It vanished into Finnair.

Stolen from Keep Laughing Forever

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👤︎ u/Bmantis311

📅︎ Mar 25 2021

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The last time I saw my ex girlfriend, she was getting on a plane to go to Helsinki.

Then she vanished into Finn Air.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto

📅︎ Sep 19 2019

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What did Johnny Cage hear in Helsinki Cathedral?

FINNISH HYMN!!

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👤︎ u/TheAnagramancer

📅︎ Sep 11 2019

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My baggage was lost on a layover in Helsinki

Guess it must have disappeared into FinnAir

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👤︎ u/Scatterpulse

📅︎ Dec 31 2017

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Hell used to be an island

but then Helsinki

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👤︎ u/alanpearce

📅︎ Jan 28 2021

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I read a study that sailing in Finland is mostly done by women

If a man takes the helm, they're afraid that Helsinki

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👤︎ u/Kantas

📅︎ Jan 15 2021

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If you throw a pair of fins in water, they'll float. But if you throw one Fin in the water

Helsinki

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👤︎ u/zsm1994

📅︎ Jun 19 2020

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What happens if you throw a Finnish sailor overboard?

Helsinki

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👤︎ u/Bakedschwarzenbach

📅︎ May 11 2019

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Where does the devil do his dishes?

Helsinki

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👤︎ u/Cmac6691

📅︎ Jan 16 2020

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Do you know what would happen when you throw a Finnish sailor into the ocean?

Helsinki.

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👤︎ u/SkyStar1991

📅︎ Aug 15 2019

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What can't the Finnish man swim?

Because Helsinki

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👤︎ u/stephlightyear

📅︎ Jul 24 2019

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Uni.

I was casually telling my dad how my friend had passed his course at Uni and was going on to complete his masters in Helsinki.

My dad gives me an elbow nudge and follows with "So I guess you could say, he's going to Finnish his course."

I'm going to be honest, I can't believe how hard I walked into that one.

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👤︎ u/Fruzz92

📅︎ Jul 20 2014

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I used to date a air hostess from Helsinki...

I dropped her off to work last week and she just vanished into Finnair.

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👤︎ u/VERBERD

📅︎ Mar 23 2021

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The last time I saw my ex girlfriend, she was boarding a plane for Helsinki.

Then she just vanished into FinnAir.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto

📅︎ Jun 14 2019

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