I'm flying to Oslo tomorrow to receive an award for losing so much weight.

I've won a Nobellly Prize.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AlRedux
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2020
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Why does the Norwegian navy have barcodes on the side of their ships?

So when they come back to port they can scandinavian

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LeopardusMaximus
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2019
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I WRITE ALL MY PUNS IN CAPITALS

THIS ONE WAS WRITTEN IN OSLO!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Stoatwobbler
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2019
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Geographical puns are below me.

There's Norway I'd go Oslo that.

Ps: Sorry, I was a Lillehammer'd when I thought of this.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/remixclashes
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2019
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Extreme Pun Combo

Don't wanna be Obama self. I'm just China to make you happy. Yes, my pun Israel. Norway I'm lying, Syria stuff. You guys Ghana have to Czech these puns. Okay, I think I will Finnish now. I think Alaska guy to help me out because I’m Havana hard time. You have no India how long it took me to make these puns, but I hope they'll help Sweden your day because I Canada think of one anymore. Oman, I think Iran out of ideas Irish I can think of Samoa. I think my Bahrain can’t think of one anymore but Taiwan this to continue. I want Tibet that there are better things to do now. I Belize it’s time to put an end to these puns because I’m Oslo getting Bordeaux this. African hate these puns I want Togo because I Amsterdam tired. I’m Sudan with puns now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SpareDestruction
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