I just read a book about Stockholm syndrome.

It was pretty bad at first, but by the end I liked it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lolyfe-dc
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I'm reading a book titled "The Stockholm Syndrome."

I hated it at first, but now I love it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2020
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The people from Stockholm in Sweden must really love it there

They never seem to leave

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2020
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Have you heard about that sauce made by a guy who plants seeds outside Stockholm?

He’s calling it Sweden Sower Sauce

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DarkDragon1025
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2020
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I just read a book about Stockholm Syndrome

It was pretty bad at first, but by the end, I started liking it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Aurikidink
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2019
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I️ just read a book about Stockholm syndrome

The first couple chapters were awful but by the end I️ loved it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cochini123
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2018
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I'm on the fence about moving to Stockholm.

I need a little something to Sweden the deal.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheRtHonLaqueesha
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2016
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When the kidnapper said he'd never let me get Stockholm syndrome, I knew we were going to be best friends.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/NeverBob
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2018
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Waiting for a sign in Stockholm
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SWEJO
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2016
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My gf today: "Have you heard that song by One Direction called Stockholm Syndrome?"

Me: "No but if you listen to it enough you start to like it."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tobacconist
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2016
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Self isolation is getting so bad I’m starting to crush on my roommate.

And we’ve been married more than 27 years!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Agonda12
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2020
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I got kidnapped and taken to Sweden,but it's a pretty nice place

I guess you could say I'm developing Stockholm syndrome.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Syndr1l
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2018
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My mom falls for this every time I come home

ME: I was just listening to the radio on my way in to town, apparently an actress just killed herself.

MOM: Oh my! Who!?

ME: Uh, I can't remember... I think her name was Reese something?

MOM: WITHERSPOON!!!!!???????

ME: No, it was with a knife...

My mom stares at me confused and then gets angry, while my dad grins from ear to ear, with a single tear of pride.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jimothy_Riggins
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2014
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Where does broth live?

Stockholm

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2017
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These puns are Capital!

So I had a productive day at work coming up with these Capital City puns a year ago today. Thought they were too good not to share!

Why did the Geordie arrange a holiday to Romania?

To book a rest!

Bob Mortimer was speaking to his comedy partner's wife saying he wanted to take him on a piss up to Iceland. When asked why he said:

I want to wreck ya vic!

Why should you never let a man go swimming in Finland with weights on his ankles?

Coz He'll sinky

What do people most commonly use toilet paper for in Bandar Seri Begawan?

Their Brunei

Catwoman bet her male counterpart he couldn't pronouce the capitol of Nepal. But cat man do.

Why was the Polish man rubbing his bollocks? Coz they warsaw.

I just came up with a cracking pun for Japan. Alas, all the wife could say was "What Tokyo so long?"

The ex Mrs McCartney got naked in East Germany in the 80s. She was known for years in the area as Bare-lin

Cheap flights to Russia still available! Book now! Everything Moscow!

The people of Bahamas think learning Capitol cities is Nassau important

The people of the Netherlands had a need to build a water driven power station as well as an overabundance of pork products. So they used 'Ams to Dam a river.

A husband and wife in the Phillipines were both very, very unwell. The woman was sick, but the man iller.

What's the average Senegalian's favoured mode of transport? Da car

Have you heard about the talking cat in Somalia that only throws insults? The Moggy Diss you

They are obsessed with John Cleese in Uruguay. They love a video of Fawlty towers almost as much as they love a Montevideo

People from Vietnam Hanoi the hell outta me

Rain storms are very rare in Zambia, but in Zimbabwe they Harera

Before you do a joke about Macedonia, let me Skopje right there

I've heard Swedish Ikea workers get stuff for free, they can just take Stockholm

If you are trying to eat Halal in Pakistan, Islamabad or good choice?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Spoghead
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2018
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My cousin keeps going to IKEA

I'm beginning to think she has Stockholm syndrome!

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When I was in Sweden I didn't want to leave

I had Stockholm syndrome

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2016
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