What do they call steak from young sheep in Geneva?
Switzerlamb
A friend of mine just named their child Geneva.
It’s rather too conventional for me...
Do you know why all dyslectic gay guys go to Geneva for vacation?
They all wanna see the Large Hadron Collider
Why does Geneva have a relatively high crime rate?
It has no Serif
The Monkees are touring Switzerland and my wife threatened to leave me unless we flew out there to see them. I thought she was joking.......
Then I saw her face, Now we're in Geneva.
I was shocked the other day when I thought I heard my girlfriend say she wanted to go and see The Monkees tribute band in Switzerland.
Then I saw her face - now I’m in Geneva.
Got a coworker today....
He was planning a Europe trip and going to Switzerland... Him: what's there to do in Geneva? Me: Isn't there a convention going on there... Him: what? What convention? Me: the Geneva convention.
Pretty obvious but he never saw it coming. There was an audible groan.
The Monkees
The Monkees are touring Switzerland and my wife threatened to leave me unless we flew out there to see them.
I thought she was joking.......
Then I saw her face, Now I'm in Geneva
