8 Hilarious Geneva Puns - Punstoppable 😜

A friend of mine just named their child Geneva.

It’s rather too conventional for me...

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👤︎ u/jjnfsk

📅︎ Nov 26 2020

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Is this what they have in Geneva?

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👤︎ u/littleprof123

📅︎ Apr 18 2018

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Do you know why all dyslectic gay guys go to Geneva for vacation?

They all wanna see the Large Hadron Collider

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👤︎ u/kransen25

📅︎ Sep 19 2018

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Why does Geneva have a relatively high crime rate?

It has no Serif

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👤︎ u/KrazyJoeDavola

📅︎ Nov 21 2018

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The Monkees are touring Switzerland and my wife threatened to leave me unless we flew out there to see them. I thought she was joking.......

Then I saw her face, Now we're in Geneva.

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👤︎ u/AustralianGroan

📅︎ May 08 2020

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I was shocked the other day when I thought I heard my girlfriend say she wanted to go and see The Monkees tribute band in Switzerland.

Then I saw her face - now I’m in Geneva.

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👤︎ u/mightymudie

📅︎ Jan 20 2019

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Got a coworker today....

He was planning a Europe trip and going to Switzerland... Him: what's there to do in Geneva? Me: Isn't there a convention going on there... Him: what? What convention? Me: the Geneva convention.

Pretty obvious but he never saw it coming. There was an audible groan.

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👤︎ u/Balzonya

📅︎ Feb 06 2015

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The Monkees

The Monkees are touring Switzerland and my wife threatened to leave me unless we flew out there to see them.

I thought she was joking.......

Then I saw her face, Now I'm in Geneva

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👤︎ u/Mickglfc1

📅︎ May 07 2017

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