I had an anecdote about menstruation fall flat at the renaissance fair

Of all people, you’d think they’d appreciate a period joke

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A Renaissance era lawyer lost his law license for insulting the king...

He was Diss-Bard.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2020
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Why did the economy suffer after the Renaissance?

Everyone was Baroque.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/inTRONet
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2020
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β€œDad, is the Renaissance festival canceled this year?”

Dad: Yes, because of Covid.

Son: No fair!

Dad: That’s what I said.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
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I'm going to be a Renaissance man ...

... or go Baroque trying

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πŸ‘€︎ u/-ifeelfantastic
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2020
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"A Riot an the Renaissance Faire!"

Police intervened before anyone began luting.

(Stolen from today's Shoe comic strip... But too good not to share.)

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I just paid for a boat ride to a magic themed renaissance carnival. The price was reasonable.

It was a fair fairy faire ferry fare.

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2018
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What do you call a male renaissance artist with a bowl of jelly?

Michael and jello.

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I've been trying to get the local renaissance fair reenactors to change the way things are run...

It's an exercise in feudality!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2019
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I'm a street performer at the Minnesota Renaissance Festival. I tell punny jokes there, thought you'd enjoy them.

The King is in love with the Spanish Armada, in fact you could say he warships it.

I got into a fight with a group of jesters, I escaped by going for the juggler.

I recently read "Gulliver's Travels" it was a Swift read.

Have you read the book about traveling through hell? It's a Dante-ing read.

Q: How many animals can you fight into the Lord High Sheriff's tights? A: Ten piggies, two calves, a rooster and an ass.

Vikings raided the royal cheese supply, they left nothing behind but de Brie.

I met a wizard, I told him he looked like a mana action.

The unskilled mason forget to put a water supply in the new castle. He did not keep well.

The angry archer was so surly he had everyone convinced he was a cross bowman.

The failed stone cutter also lost his job as a bounty hunter. He could never find his quarry.

The nun kept spilling sacramental wine on herself. She made a bad habit of it.

The pope enjoys chocolate on his boat. He like sailing indulgences.

The pope loves summer, they say he is infallible.

Two fae fell in love. They keep fauning over each other.

The knight suffered from boils, he had to get them lanced.

Why did the wood nymph use some much lotion? Because she had dryad skin.

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What do you call a toroidal renaissance artist?

Donutello.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChefOfRamen
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2018
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My dad set up a booth at a Renaissance Fair where people can dress up as Frodo from Lord of the Rings exclusively.

It was his Frodo-Booth.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2018
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β€œDad, will you pay for my ticket to the renaissance festival?”

β€œSorry, son. I’m baroque”

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2018
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[request] As a challenge: Pun about the Harlem Renaissance

I can't think of anything clever.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2017
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What happened to the Renaissance musicians when they ran out of money?

They went Baroque.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thecambanks
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2013
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Renaissance Festival on a hot day.

So we were at the local Renaissance festival on labor day and temps were getting up to the 90s. I see a guy carrying ice to one of the shops. Slyly I lean over to the wife and say: " Look honey, that guy has the coolest job."

Consider this one of my finest dad moment.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Seifer_Extreme
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2016
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At the Renaissance Faire today

I was at the local Renaissance Faire with some friends today and we went to see the blacksmith. They had some cool mugs and shot glasses without price tags, so my friend asked how much everything was.

Blacksmith: These mugs cost this much [yada yada yada] and these shot glasses are $18.

Me: Shouldn't they be $21?

The blacksmith groaned. I made a blacksmith groan.

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2014
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β€œDad, can I go to the Renaissance festival?”

Dad: No. You’re grounded.

Son: No fair!

Dad: That’s exactly what I said.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
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β€œDad, can I go to the renaissance festival?” Dad: β€œNo, you’re grounded.”

Son: No fair!!

Dad: Exactly what I said.

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2018
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β€œDad, can I go the Renaissance festival?”

Dad: No, it’s too dangerous.

Son: No fair!

Dad: Yes, that’s exactly what I said.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2020
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β€œDad, can I go to the Renaissance festival?”

Dad: No, you are grounded.

Son: No fair!

Dad: That’s exactly what I said!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2019
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My son asked me, β€œDad, can I go to the Renaissance festival?” I said, β€œNo. You are grounded.”

Him: No fair!

Me: That’s exactly what I said.

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