I need your jokes
My gf is on her period. I have been telling her all day period puns and jokes. I am all out and i need your help
Why is the time period from 476 - 800 ad known as Dark Ages?
Because it was the time of knights.
Lazy Christmas morning, my wife is looking at the weather, says there will be periods of rain today.
I say, Damn! Do they make a pad for that?
Without a pause, she says: Depends
I saw a linguist about my problem with putting periods where. they don’t belong in sentences
I suffer from premature punctuatio!n
The seating columns at my church are going through a period of awkward changes...
***Pew***berty, in other words.
Without periods
The United States is just like the rest of us
What do you call the time period between the Bronze and Iron Ages where humans learned to cure meat?
What's your favourite element on the periodic table?
Mine's the element of surprise
I'm fine with Mr. but Ms doesn't have a period
“Bro who’s periodic table is this?”
What's a pirate's favourite element in the periodic table?
Gold. Why would he like argon or carbon
My sister said I looked like a German composer and musician of the Baroque period, especially when wearing my powdered wig... So I changed everything and it changed my life!
I haven't looked Bach since!
Scientists have discovered a new element in the periodic table.
The element will be represented by the letters AH. This is of course the element of surprise.
I put an Atlanta hat on my periodic table.
I’m not afraid to brave the elements.
I asked my wife “What’s it like having to deal with periods?”
She said “I just go with the flow”.
What happens when someone is put on hold for a long period of time?
My wife made a graph to track her periods.
What virus ended the Jurassic Period?
What do you call a bisexual girl on her period?
A good pun requires periodic timing
What is the period of euphoria after using methamphetamine called?
Aftermeth
Yeah, it's a "bad" joke.
I don’t hate ALL of the periodic table.
Did you hear about the keyboard that lost it's Period Key?
Periods aren't bad
Its just women's ovary acting
I also enjoy eating lunch on a periodic table
What do I say to my gf when she's on her periods and is flipping out on every damn thing I say?
Have you heard they’re making Christmas themed tampons?
They’re for the festive period!
What do you call a tricky woman whose initials are P.B.?
Miss Lead!
..Y'know, because Lead is Pb on the periodic table..? All of my friends (okay fine, all one of my friends) just stared at me when I told him.. Thought you folks might appreciate it a little more...
I tried to name a period of 24 hours.
I asked a zoologist about the gestation period of pachyderms... .
He said he didn't want to talk about the elephant in the womb
I wanted to post something here for National Periodic Table Day...
But I'm out of my element.
From sunrise to sunset, I couldn't remember the name for a 24 hour time period. I finally did.
I was gonna tell a joke about copper
But i Cu are not interested
Which periodic element is the worst swimmer?
Half our class is gone so it’s a free period
The chemist who created the periodic table was stumped during his process of developing the table. Suddenly, he realized:
He was missing a key element the whole time
For the last few months, I’ve been noticing that my teenage son periodically breaks into hives.
I have no idea why he hates bees so much.
So my girlfriend had her period today
Guess it’s happy not a Mother’s Day
How often to female prisoners get their period?
Only at the end of their sentence.
I've created a simple and cheap period tracker
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