I need your jokes
My gf is on her period. I have been telling her all day period puns and jokes. I am all out and i need your help
I saw a linguist about my problem with putting periods where. they don’t belong in sentences
I suffer from premature punctuatio!n
What do you call the time period between the Bronze and Iron Ages where humans learned to cure meat?
What's your favourite element on the periodic table?
Mine's the element of surprise
What's a pirate's favourite element in the periodic table?
Gold. Why would he like argon or carbon
“Bro who’s periodic table is this?”
My sister said I looked like a German composer and musician of the Baroque period, especially when wearing my powdered wig... So I changed everything and it changed my life!
I haven't looked Bach since!
Scientists have discovered a new element in the periodic table.
The element will be represented by the letters AH. This is of course the element of surprise.
I put an Atlanta hat on my periodic table.
I’m not afraid to brave the elements.
I asked my wife “What’s it like having to deal with periods?”
She said “I just go with the flow”.
What happens when someone is put on hold for a long period of time?
My wife made a graph to track her periods.
What virus ended the Jurassic Period?
What do you call a bisexual girl on her period?
What is the period of euphoria after using methamphetamine called?
Aftermeth
Yeah, it's a "bad" joke.
A good pun requires periodic timing
I don’t hate ALL of the periodic table.
Did you hear about the keyboard that lost it's Period Key?
What do I say to my gf when she's on her periods and is flipping out on every damn thing I say?
Periods aren't bad
Its just women's ovary acting
I was gonna tell a joke about copper
But i Cu are not interested
I tried to name a period of 24 hours.
I asked a zoologist about the gestation period of pachyderms... .
He said he didn't want to talk about the elephant in the womb
I also enjoy eating lunch on a periodic table
From sunrise to sunset, I couldn't remember the name for a 24 hour time period. I finally did.
I wanted to post something here for National Periodic Table Day...
But I'm out of my element.
Men should not make jokes about menstruation ..
Which periodic element is the worst swimmer?
The chemist who created the periodic table was stumped during his process of developing the table. Suddenly, he realized:
He was missing a key element the whole time
For the last few months, I’ve been noticing that my teenage son periodically breaks into hives.
I have no idea why he hates bees so much.
So my girlfriend had her period today
Guess it’s happy not a Mother’s Day
What do you call iron in the wind?
Half our class is gone so it’s a free period
I've created a simple and cheap period tracker
How often to female prisoners get their period?
Only at the end of their sentence.
Electricians during this rough period...
Just as a matter of interest will Electricians be "self isolating" under the "current" situation and staying at "Ohm" ?
Page 44), “The Periodic Table”
I don't know if this belongs here but my dad...
... spent all weekend making this coffee table. I didn't think much of it until i saw him attaching some hoses, a water tank, a dirt tank, a fan, a propane tank and a timer. I asked him what the hell he was building and he said "Well twice a day it's going to shoot either fire, water, dirt or air." I sat there stunned and confused and just said "But....why?" He said "Why? Well that's because it's a periodic table of elements."
My daughter got scared when she had her first period
I told her it was an ovary action.
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