Why is the time period from 476 - 800 ad known as Dark Ages?
Because it was the time of knights.
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Lazy Christmas morning, my wife is looking at the weather, says there will be periods of rain today.
I say, Damn! Do they make a pad for that?
Without a pause, she says: Depends
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︎ Dec 25 2020
I saw a linguist about my problem with putting periods where. they donβt belong in sentences
I suffer from premature punctuatio!n
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︎ Dec 02 2020
The seating columns at my church are going through a period of awkward changes...
***Pew***berty, in other words.
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︎ Dec 12 2020
Without periods
The United States is just like the rest of us
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︎ Dec 10 2020
What do you call the time period between the Bronze and Iron Ages where humans learned to cure meat?
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︎ Oct 24 2020
My sister said I looked like a German composer and musician of the Baroque period, especially when wearing my powdered wig... So I changed everything and it changed my life!
I haven't looked Bach since!
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︎ Sep 29 2020
I asked my wife βWhatβs it like having to deal with periods?β
She said βI just go with the flowβ.
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︎ Aug 30 2020
What happens when someone is put on hold for a long period of time?
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︎ Oct 02 2020
My wife made a graph to track her periods.
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︎ Jul 30 2020
What virus ended the Jurassic Period?
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︎ Sep 09 2020
What do you call a bisexual girl on her period?
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︎ Sep 09 2020
What is the period of euphoria after using methamphetamine called?
Aftermeth
Yeah, it's a "bad" joke.
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︎ Sep 14 2020
Period
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︎ Jun 28 2020
Did you hear about the keyboard that lost it's Period Key?
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︎ Aug 06 2020
Periods aren't bad
Its just women's ovary acting
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︎ May 13 2020
What do I say to my gf when she's on her periods and is flipping out on every damn thing I say?
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︎ Jun 24 2020
My wife is on her period
I told her βjust go with the flow.β
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︎ Jul 27 2020
I tried to name a period of 24 hours.
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︎ Jun 14 2020
I asked a zoologist about the gestation period of pachyderms... .
He said he didn't want to talk about the elephant in the womb
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︎ Jun 19 2020
From sunrise to sunset, I couldn't remember the name for a 24 hour time period. I finally did.
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︎ Jun 08 2020
Half our class is gone so itβs a free period
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︎ Sep 30 2019
So my girlfriend had her period today
Guess itβs happy not a Motherβs Day
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︎ May 10 2020
How often to female prisoners get their period?
Only at the end of their sentence.
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︎ Mar 02 2020
I've created a simple and cheap period tracker
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︎ Apr 23 2020
My daughter got scared when she had her first period
I told her it was an ovary action.
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︎ Oct 23 2019
Electricians during this rough period...
Just as a matter of interest will Electricians be "self isolating" under the "current" situation and staying at "Ohm" ?
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︎ Mar 18 2020
What do you call a low-quality Russian composer, pianist, and conductor of the late Romantic period?
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︎ Mar 15 2020
Being horny on your period is basically bloodlust
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︎ Oct 11 2019
I didn't want to observe the period from Ash Wednesday to Easter again, but did so to stop my girlfriend's constant nagging...
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︎ Jan 28 2020
I have updated the alphabet for festive period. A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, Z
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︎ Dec 11 2019
Why do women only rap on their periods?
Because they have a mad flow.
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︎ Sep 13 2019
Did you hear about the female rapper who only rapped when she was on her period?
They say she had a mean flow.
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︎ Feb 13 2019
What did God say when he created a 24 hour period of alternating day and night?
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︎ Nov 19 2019
A prisoner's favorite punctuation mark is the period.
It marks the end of his sentence
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︎ Jun 06 2018
What did people call their mothers during the Edo period in Japan?
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︎ Jul 12 2019
Periods are important.
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︎ Jan 05 2019
My girlfriend complained about her period.
I told her she was ovary-acting.
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︎ Mar 04 2018
PMS jokes aren't funny. Period.
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︎ May 15 2019
A period and a decimal use the same symbol
Let me know if I should stop this joke or break it down further
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︎ Jul 09 2019
What do historians call the period of time in which many parents left their infant children behind?
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︎ Dec 30 2018
Jane Austen IS best known for period drama.
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︎ Feb 27 2019
My daughter had her first period today
I told her not to ovaryact
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︎ Sep 02 2019
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