What’s the oldest age someone could get a circumcision?

I just want to know the cutoff date.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2020
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I havent read a book in ages. So i decided to start with a book of how clocks work.

It was about time!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/robconone
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08
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What do you call it when someone bellow the age of 18 has a problem

A minor inconvenience

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jesus_the_gamer69
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2020
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At the age of 65, my Grandma started walking 5 miles a day.

She's 92 now. We have no idea where she is.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gradymegalania
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2020
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I learned lock-picking at an early age

It has opened many doors for me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iomstmstdom
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12
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It has been scientifically proven that girls reach the age of puberty earlier than boys. Girls develop boobies around the age of thirteen...

...and boys develop them around the age of forty…

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2020
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The wife looked concerned when my son showed an interest in electricals at the age of 5.

He asked about the neutral wire.

I said "don't worry, its just a phase."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/d3adeyeduck
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2020
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You shouldn't discriminate against first graders based on their age.

That's just sixist.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Griffy_42
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2020
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Why is the time period from 476 - 800 ad known as Dark Ages?

Because it was the time of knights.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/D3V1L420
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01
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Dad: when I was your age I ran a maratho

Son: you mean marathon.
Dad: no I didn’t finish it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/big_macaroons
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2020
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If Hermes was the messenger god, the he sure was lucky not to have met the god of pain and old age...

Arthrites.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/elliptical_orbit
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2020
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What do you call teenagers who pee in their pants at the age of 14?

Peenagers

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πŸ‘€︎ u/burijazz
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2020
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They found bones of a homisapien who lived before the ice age. Some say he was the first hipster...

since he lived on the earth before it was cool.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gunjeepcigarbeer
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2020
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If old age is catching up with you ...

... walk faster.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vk6flab
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2020
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Apparently until the age of 10 ,

Sean Connery's son thought Humpty Dumpty, shat on the wall

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2020
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What do you call the time period between the Bronze and Iron Ages where humans learned to cure meat?

The Sausages.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kiltebeest
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2020
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My son asked if I picked my nose when I was his age.

I told him β€œno, I was born with it”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/edisonsucksdc
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2020
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What is an appropriate age to tell my highway it's adopted?

I feel like the 66 route is a little late

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WhiteWhenWrong
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2020
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Ive been reading this book called β€œThe A to Z of Northern Europe”, but it’s taking me ages...

Not sure I’ll ever get to the Finish

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iamdecal
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2020
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Middle age is when you have the choice of two temptations....

.....and you pick the one that will get you home earlier.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2020
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Out of all the inventions of the Bronze Age...

The shovel has to be the most groundbreaking of all

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Harvie_B134
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2020
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What is the worst part about being a letter carrier in the middle ages?

All the chain mail.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CognitiveNerd1701
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2020
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Like most people my age...

I'm 50...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2020
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It's true whiskey improves with age.

The older I get the more I like it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/herumdegumff
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2020
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How did knights in the middle-ages get across a moat?

Moataboat

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ade_mcc
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2020
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Why was it called the dark ages?

Because of all the knights.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2019
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I feel like I've regressed to an earlier age because of all the social distancing.

I'm now a quaranteen.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bobskimo
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2020
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When I turned 16, my dad told me it was time to get a job. β€œWhen I was your age, my very first job I had I worked with over 500 people under me.”...

β€œWow!” I said. β€œWas it some big corporation?”

β€œNo.” He replied, β€œI mowed the lawn in the cemetery.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mistermajik2000
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2019
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What do you call a pig from the dinosaur age?

Jurassic pork.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IWaterboardKids
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2020
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My tree is very smart. At its current age, it understands all branches of mathematics. But when it was just a little sapling...

It only knew twigonometry

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πŸ‘€︎ u/-taco-rice-
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2020
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They called it the dark ages

Because there was so many knights

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Original-boy2
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2020
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With the onset of age, I'm forgetting really simple things, like the fact that cheese is made from milk.

Previously it would've a curd to me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drozzi007
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2020
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Did you know making people laugh in the middle ages

Was a good jester?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zsm1994
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2020
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At what age are people the coldest?

When they're chill-dren.

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My dad made this weird joke ages ago

Me

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ogpog_splash
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2020
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People say "age" is a number

when clearly, it's a word.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/invertedparadoxxx
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2020
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I hate it when people say age is only a number

Age is clearly a word

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Degtyrev
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2019
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It really annoys me when people say that age is just a number

Age is clearly a word

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Faiz_Clan
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2020
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Dinosaur ages
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πŸ“…︎ May 08 2019
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My son is now at that age where he's curious about the human body.

I guess I'll have to hide it somewhere else now.

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Like most people, I was able to recite the entire alphabet from a young age. But then I became an ordained minister.

I now pronounce U man and wife.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stickyDan
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2020
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Why do they call it the dark ages?

Because there’s so many knights!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheEyeGuy13
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2020
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When single ladies get to the age of 50, they tend to get lots of cats.

This phenomenon is known as many paws

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2020
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Someone told me that getting older is like making a soup and continually adding more spices in as you age.

I guess that explains why all these old folks are so salty.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MunchOnDat
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2020
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I want to Express my daughter's age as a fraction 6/12, 9/12, 16/12 etc.. my wife is really upset about it.

In our house It's really causing some division

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lornstar7
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2020
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What agency is the most confused about it’s age?

MI6

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Aceto1469
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2020
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What do you call a dad joke when it ages?

A groan up joke

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sweetinasense
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2020
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It has been scientifically proven that girls reach the age of puberty earlier than boys…

Girls develop tits around the age of thirteen, boys develop them around the age of forty…

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2020
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