What’s the oldest age someone could get a circumcision?
I just want to know the cutoff date.
I havent read a book in ages. So i decided to start with a book of how clocks work.
What do you call it when someone bellow the age of 18 has a problem
At the age of 65, my Grandma started walking 5 miles a day.
She's 92 now. We have no idea where she is.
I learned lock-picking at an early age
It has opened many doors for me.
It has been scientifically proven that girls reach the age of puberty earlier than boys. Girls develop boobies around the age of thirteen...
...and boys develop them around the age of forty…
The wife looked concerned when my son showed an interest in electricals at the age of 5.
He asked about the neutral wire.
I said "don't worry, its just a phase."
You shouldn't discriminate against first graders based on their age.
Why is the time period from 476 - 800 ad known as Dark Ages?
Because it was the time of knights.
Dad: when I was your age I ran a maratho
Son: you mean marathon.
Dad: no I didn’t finish it.
If Hermes was the messenger god, the he sure was lucky not to have met the god of pain and old age...
What do you call teenagers who pee in their pants at the age of 14?
They found bones of a homisapien who lived before the ice age. Some say he was the first hipster...
since he lived on the earth before it was cool.
If old age is catching up with you ...
Apparently until the age of 10 ,
Sean Connery's son thought Humpty Dumpty, shat on the wall
What do you call the time period between the Bronze and Iron Ages where humans learned to cure meat?
My son asked if I picked my nose when I was his age.
I told him “no, I was born with it”
What is an appropriate age to tell my highway it's adopted?
I feel like the 66 route is a little late
Ive been reading this book called “The A to Z of Northern Europe”, but it’s taking me ages...
Not sure I’ll ever get to the Finish
Middle age is when you have the choice of two temptations....
.....and you pick the one that will get you home earlier.
Out of all the inventions of the Bronze Age...
The shovel has to be the most groundbreaking of all
What is the worst part about being a letter carrier in the middle ages?
Like most people my age...
It's true whiskey improves with age.
The older I get the more I like it.
How did knights in the middle-ages get across a moat?
I feel like I've regressed to an earlier age because of all the social distancing.
When I turned 16, my dad told me it was time to get a job. “When I was your age, my very first job I had I worked with over 500 people under me.”...
“Wow!” I said. “Was it some big corporation?”
“No.” He replied, “I mowed the lawn in the cemetery.”
What do you call a pig from the dinosaur age?
My tree is very smart. At its current age, it understands all branches of mathematics. But when it was just a little sapling...
It only knew twigonometry
With the onset of age, I'm forgetting really simple things, like the fact that cheese is made from milk.
Previously it would've a curd to me.
Did you know making people laugh in the middle ages
At what age are people the coldest?
My dad made this weird joke ages ago
People say "age" is a number
when clearly, it's a word.
My son is now at that age where he's curious about the human body.
I guess I'll have to hide it somewhere else now.
Like most people, I was able to recite the entire alphabet from a young age. But then I became an ordained minister.
I now pronounce U man and wife.
When single ladies get to the age of 50, they tend to get lots of cats.
This phenomenon is known as many paws
Someone told me that getting older is like making a soup and continually adding more spices in as you age.
I guess that explains why all these old folks are so salty.
I want to Express my daughter's age as a fraction 6/12, 9/12, 16/12 etc.. my wife is really upset about it.
In our house It's really causing some division
What agency is the most confused about it’s age?
It has been scientifically proven that girls reach the age of puberty earlier than boys…
Girls develop tits around the age of thirteen, boys develop them around the age of forty…
Why was it called the dark ages?
Because of all the knights.
They called it the dark ages
Because there was so many knights
I hate it when people say age is only a number
It really annoys me when people say that age is just a number
Why do they call it the dark ages?
Because there’s so many knights!
What do you call a dad joke when it ages?