What’s the oldest age someone could get a circumcision?
I just want to know the cutoff date.
What do you call it when someone bellow the age of 18 has a problem
At the age of 65, my Grandma started walking 5 miles a day.
She's 92 now. We have no idea where she is.
It has been scientifically proven that girls reach the age of puberty earlier than boys. Girls develop boobies around the age of thirteen...
...and boys develop them around the age of forty…
The wife looked concerned when my son showed an interest in electricals at the age of 5.
He asked about the neutral wire.
I said "don't worry, its just a phase."
Why is the time period from 476 - 800 ad known as Dark Ages?
Because it was the time of knights.
If Hermes was the messenger god, the he sure was lucky not to have met the god of pain and old age...
What do you call teenagers who pee in their pants at the age of 14?
They found bones of a homisapien who lived before the ice age. Some say he was the first hipster...
since he lived on the earth before it was cool.
Apparently until the age of 10 ,
Sean Connery's son thought Humpty Dumpty, shat on the wall
What do you call the time period between the Bronze and Iron Ages where humans learned to cure meat?
Ive been reading this book called “The A to Z of Northern Europe”, but it’s taking me ages...
Not sure I’ll ever get to the Finish
Middle age is when you have the choice of two temptations....
.....and you pick the one that will get you home earlier.
Out of all the inventions of the Bronze Age...
The shovel has to be the most groundbreaking of all
What is the worst part about being a letter carrier in the middle ages?
How did knights in the middle-ages get across a moat?
I feel like I've regressed to an earlier age because of all the social distancing.
What do you call a pig from the dinosaur age?
With the onset of age, I'm forgetting really simple things, like the fact that cheese is made from milk.
Previously it would've a curd to me.
Did you know making people laugh in the middle ages
At what age are people the coldest?
My son is now at that age where he's curious about the human body.
I guess I'll have to hide it somewhere else now.
When single ladies get to the age of 50, they tend to get lots of cats.
This phenomenon is known as many paws
Like most people, I was able to recite the entire alphabet from a young age. But then I became an ordained minister.
I now pronounce U man and wife.
What agency is the most confused about it’s age?
Why were people in the middle ages so medival and when did people advance from being mid-evil to advanced-evil?
Detective Johnson and detective Smith were investigating a murder that occurred next to a playground. The only witnesses to the murder were four children, a brother age 3 and sister age 4, and a different brother (age 7) and sister (age 8).
The children all lived in a nearby apartment complex. The younger siblings lived in apartment 8D and the older ones lived in apartment 9D. Detective Johnson advised Detective Smith that she probably shouldn’t bother question 8D’s children about what they saw, since they’re too young to have a reliable memory. He believed that Smith would have a better chance of getting good information from the older children, since only 9D’s kids will remember.
What was even deadlier than the early middle ages?
Swedish astronomer Andres Celcius died in 1744 at the age of 43.
Though his rival, Fahrenheit, was convinced he was 103.
What did they call the tampon in the middle ages?
Your mom had to get a tuberculosis test for work. I guess we'll finally have an answer to the age-old question . . .
How to retire at the age of 18
Get a job at the tire shop.
The ice age would be the coolest time to be alive.
My grandfather is really frustrated that he has to take the stair chair lift because of his age.
It’s driving him up the wall.
What section of the police is obsessed with gaining proof of age?
The secret to having a smoking hot body in old age?
A dad joke for the tech age.
Hey guys, this sucks, but I went down to the bank and tried to deposit some views, but it turns out all the take is revenue.
I've gotten to the age when young people don't recognize my song lyric references anymore.
Well I guess this is growing up.
It has been scientifically proven that girls reach the age of puberty earlier than boys…
Girls develop tits around the age of thirteen, boys develop them around the age of forty…
Why was it called the dark ages?
Because of all the knights.
They called it the dark ages
Because there was so many knights
Why do they call it the dark ages?
Because there’s so many knights!
Why was it called the dark ages?
Because of all the knights.
When single women get to the age of 50, they tend to acquire lots of cats and dogs.
This phenomenon is known as many paws.
Why is it called the Dark Age?
Because of all the Knights.
Why were the dark ages called the dark ages?
There were too many knights.
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