Agenda Puns

A list of puns related to "Agenda"

My stoner friend used my daily agenda notebook to roll up a joint.

He is now high on my list of priorities.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Mar 30 2018
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If there were a „gay agenda“

It should be called The Bi-ble

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👤︎ u/free-bi-fi
📅︎ Feb 27 2020
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I suspect my wife has a hidden agenda.

We haven't seen her day planner in a few days.

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👤︎ u/allanon101
📅︎ Feb 02 2020
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Why doesn’t PETA use cliche’s to push their agenda?

Because there is more than one way to skin a cat.

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👤︎ u/jmahler0514
📅︎ Feb 26 2020
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What do politicians wear to give their agenda speeches?

Platform shoes!

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Nov 21 2019
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The tour group visiting the capital of Italy did not have a specific agenda...

So the could roam Rome!

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ May 28 2019
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My wife said, “I think I lost my datebook. Do you know where it is?”

I said, “I think..you may have a hidden agenda.”

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Dec 13 2020
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My wife said, “I can’t seem to find my datebook. Do you know where it is?”

I said, “Sounds like... you have a hidden agenda.”

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Jul 30 2020
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My wife just told me, “I can’t find my datebook. I’ve looked for it everywhere. Have you seen it?”

Me: It seems like....you have a hidden agenda.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Feb 02 2020
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I'm an auto mechanic...

So I can safely say I don't understand the gay agenda.

But I do understand the Trans Mission.

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👤︎ u/FallenCypher25
📅︎ Jan 31 2017
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My wife said, “I’ve been looking for my datebook for hours. Have you seen it?”

Me: It looks like..... you have a hidden agenda.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Apr 12 2020
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My wife: I lost my datebook. I looked everywhere and can’t find it!!

Me: It looks like... you got a hidden agenda.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Jul 25 2018
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Her: Have you seen my day planner? I can’t seem to find it, and I looked everywhere!

Me: It looks like....you have a hidden agenda.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Apr 17 2019
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Her: I can’t find my datebook. Have you seen it? I looked everywhere!

Me: It looks like......you have a hidden agenda.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Aug 10 2018
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