Holiday and end of last year pun, recycled
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πŸ‘€︎ u/perkypaul
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Ideas for months of the year puns?

Hi, could someone help me out with puns for the months of the year? January was Jan-new-ary, February was Feb-boo-ary, etc.

Just April would be great and if possible, the rest of the year

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What kind of a prize do you give someone who hasn't moved a muscle in a year?

A trophy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TerroristOgre
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My 3 year old's first joke

What's wobbly in the sky A jellycopter

Not the best execution, but I'm happy he's joining the tradition of bad jokes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rushpig
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Today I launched a book aimed at 9-12 year olds.

I’m proud to say I managed to hit one of the little shits!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PSN_Clamour_Kid
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I have to tell someone about this because I'm at home alone with my 2 year old and 11 month old, and they're to young to understand my best dad joke ever.

My 2 year old has cereal in her snack cup and just showed me that there was a piece of cereal in her sleeve. I said, "Looks like you got some tricks up your sleeve." GUESS WHAT KIND OF CEREAL SHE WAS EATING!.....IT WAS TRIX!
Edit: Thanks for my first gold!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Superj89
πŸ“…︎ May 18
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My 16 year old son was in the kitchen baking up a storm when my wife came downstairs. "What are you doing?" she asked him. "I'm going to have a bake sale to buy a car," he answered. "Where on earth did you get that idea? We're in a pandemic! No one is going to buy baked goods!" He said...

"I heard on Reddit that you need cake to get the car, ma."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thebikerdad
πŸ“…︎ May 06
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*This is a literal Dad Joke my father used to tell when I was a kid about 30 years ago. He's almost 80 now and it still makes him laugh.* - So, there was this man named James Fart. Everybody made fun of him since he was very young. "James Fart! James Fart" the bullies used to make him cry...

He came of age among this suffering and at 21 was finally able to legally change his name. He arrived at the government office where he presented himself:

-I'm James Fart and I want to legally change my name!

Of course they laughed at him (everybody did) but eventually they all settled and came around to the situation.

-Ok, so... your current name is.. Β·chucklesΒ· James Fart... I'm sorry, I just...

-I know, everybody has been laughing at my name since as long as I can remember.

After a long and tedious process, everything is ready.

-Very well, sorry for the delays but you know how hard this protocols are. The good news: you are no longer "James Fart", what name do you want instead?

-Charles Fart.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gone11gone11
πŸ“…︎ May 06
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We cannot allow this year to end!!

That would be admitting that 2021

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Guya763
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07
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I got picked for this five-day-a-week, year-long sleep study. It pays $15,000 a month.

It’s my dream job.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OK_Compooper
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06
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A few years later....
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Staarlord
πŸ“…︎ May 28
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Not a joke: does anyone have any Dad jokes that I can use on my 5-year-old? I see maybe one joke per week on here that she would understand. Do we need a r/youngerdadjokes?

Punchline

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tippopotamus
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01
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7 year old my wife babysits just pulled out a dad joke...

While playing with our 5 year old son and discussing Ninjas and Lego Ninjago...

7 Year Old: I know what kind of shoes Ninjas wear....

5 Year Old: What kind?

7 Year Old: Sneakers

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thebowtiger
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10
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From my 8 year old, on his path to becoming a great dad: "What did the designers of Darth Vader's costume model it on?"

Mannequin Skywalker

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πŸ‘€︎ u/slavejamhour
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10
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My 2.5 year old told his first dad joke.

While traveling to a cookout at my dads house, my wife (W) was working through the alphabet with my son (s)

Letter β€œI”: W: β€œ I is for..... iguana” S: β€œiguana.... iguana go outside.” W: looks at me. I look at him. S: (in his best dad style, cheesy laugh) β€œha, ha.”

He had no idea what he said. But gosh we got a kick out of it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/imahntr
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08
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My wife has this weird OCD where she arranges the dinner plates by the year they were bought.

It’s an extremely rare dish order.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03
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This is my first year not going to Fiji because of Covid-19

Normally i don’t go because I’m poor

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πŸ‘€︎ u/King_Pinn
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07
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For years, my parents sent me to a child psychologist

That kid didn’t help me at all.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ventanaman
πŸ“…︎ May 29
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For the 10th year in a row, my coworkers voted me "the most secretive guy" in the office.

I can't tell you how much this award means to me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dandan_56
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06
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My neighbour's 4-year-old has been learning Spanish since lockdown.

He still can't say "please" though, which I think is poor for four.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mullins18i
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13
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On the news: β€œnearly 29,000 women have their breast implants removed every year”

Me, to my wife: β€œthat’s stupid. I would think most women only need to have them removed once!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mistermajik2000
πŸ“…︎ May 27
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(Got this one from my 4 year old) how do you make a tissue dance?

Put a little boogie in it. Never been more proud

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nhockert23
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12
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My grandfather’s broken watch is as relevant to my family today as it was to him 50 years ago.

It’s a timeless piece, really.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11
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My four-year old nephew is trying to learn Spanish, but he can't even say "Please"…

… And I think that's poor for four.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/professorf
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12
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*For context, today is my birthday* my mom says "does anyone have a match?" And without hesitation, my 70 year old father says

"I haven't had a fair match since Superman died"

The most dad-thing I've heard him say in a long time. Made me proud

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This is going to be the first year that I haven't taken a vacation in Paris, because of the pandemic.

Usually it is due to lack of money

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RDRC
πŸ“…︎ May 31
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A legit conversation today with my 2 1/2 year old son as we do our daily stroll past a train station that for once, has no trains stationed...

Son: Daddy, where is Thomas? Daddy: I don’t know, mate. Son: He must be working from home today.

Is this his first dad joke?? Strange what they must be picking up from conversations. Got me good.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dens382
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25
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Helmet won by Sir Cumsize during war in the year 1215AD
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πŸ‘€︎ u/moses10960
πŸ“…︎ May 16
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Its that time of the year. Blessed
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Savings_Cattle
πŸ“…︎ May 24
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When kids born in 2020 hit their teenage years, we can call them quaranteens.
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My 4 Year Old is Working on Her Material...

Her - Knock knock!

Me - Who's there?

Her - Hungry!

Me - Hungry who?

Her - Hi hungry, I'm dad!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DSGRNTLDcitizen
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10
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I do really feel bad for the Class of 2020. People say your senior year flys..

I just didn’t realize it would Zoom..

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πŸ‘€︎ u/niloc12
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24
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My little 2 year old sister is in the hospital... she had a peek a boo accident

Now she’s in the ICU

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πŸ‘€︎ u/worldstarguy69
πŸ“…︎ May 29
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My 9 year old just hit me with this one

My daughter didnt know what an inside joke was. After I explained it to her, she then announces an outside joke must be "knock knock...."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shabbypenguin
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09
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The bank man asked me my birthday. I said April 17. He said "Yes, What year?"

I said, "Every year"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BigDCanuck
πŸ“…︎ May 23
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Dad: Years ago I had the opportunity to meet R.E.M., and we even took a picture together with my buddies.

Son: Where are you in the photo?

Dad: That's me in the corner.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jay-ay
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05
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For years, I've been trying to figure out what the philtrum is.

Turns out the answer has been right under my nose the whole time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Findrel_Underbakk
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10
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I finally got to cash in on a joke today that I’ve been looking for a reason to use for years

Background: My family was at the lake today. The lake was a little choppy today so when we went on the boat we hit one really big wave where the front end of the boat came crashing down hard. My nephew (7) just happened to be sitting on a cup holder and it hurt his butt when we landed.

We got back to the house and my nephew said...

Nephew: my butt hurts. I think its broken.

Me: did I ever tell you about the time I broke my butt?

Nephew: no. Is it still broken?

Me: yeah. There’s a big crack in it still.

He didn’t get it. But all the other adults laughed/rolled their eyes. Stupid joke I know, but I don’t care.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LostPin
πŸ“…︎ May 31
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10 year olds lol
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Craftydashy221
πŸ“…︎ May 30
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A stone thrown into a pond in 1990 has been wet for around 30 years.

Let that sink in.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dinner_cat96
πŸ“…︎ May 28
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Do you remember hearing your first dad joke? Is there one that has stuck with you through the years?

Mine was about 20 years ago, I was 17 at the time and going to my gf’s sisters house for dinner with her family. We brought some things to help with dinner. As we’re walking up to the house carrying the cookware, her dad looks back and says, β€œhey, now that you’re walking the wok, can you talk the talk?”. Not sure why but I’ll never forget that. Still makes me chuckle to this day. What’s yours?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/malker84
πŸ“…︎ May 26
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My new year's resolution is to stay alive

It's a do or die

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FlankyCranky
πŸ“…︎ May 22
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This year is the year for remembering the past, because hindsight is 20/20. [OC]
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ButterKnifeComics
πŸ“…︎ May 27
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Did you know that worm population has doubled in the past 80 years to due to the rising temperatures?

Yeah, they're calling it global worming.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LifeOfRi
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04
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Some years after the flood, Noah wanted to sail again

Unfortunately, he didn't remember where he arked.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ewormPL
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04
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So my 8 year old dad joked his mum...

My wife: hey (son's name) I need to sweep the floor, can you please bring me the broom?

My son: OK broomer!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GrumpyDingo
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01
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I recently received a book with β€œdo not read until the year 2030” written on the cover

But that’s a story for another time

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I'm turning 37 this year. It may seem old...

But for the first time in 6 years, I feel like I'm entering my prime.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ptshoink
πŸ“…︎ May 25
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My Grandma is 96 years old and she still doesn't need glasses

She drinks straight from the bottle

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ May 05
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(From my 10 year old) What do you call potatoes that have been quarantined?

Home fries

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mightyjohnjohn
πŸ“…︎ May 18
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What did the Lawyer say after having a tough financial year?

My income is low-er and this maybe my career's financy low-year.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nnntridib
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08
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What's a blind person's dream year?

20/20

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Slymood
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13
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Out of all the inventions in the last 100 years...

The dry erase board has to be the most remarkable.

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After years of training as a chef, the only job I got was preparing oysters at a small restaurant.

I have to say it really shucks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14
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If this quarantine lasts like 20 years...

It'll become a quaranadult

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πŸ‘€︎ u/beebeepsheep
πŸ“…︎ May 15
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My six year old son asked me about the Beatles pandemic song

Me: β€œPandemic song? Beatles? Huh?”

Son: β€œYou know... We All Live In a Yellow Quarantine...”

Me: β€œGAAAAAA!!!!”

I’ve never been more proud. The student has become the teacher.

Oh, and good luck getting that out of your head.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/andersonfmly
πŸ“…︎ May 20
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People are so sad I’m not entering the bake off this year.

Even their cakes are in tiers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bovinejabronie
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04
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My neighbour's 4 year old had been learning Spanish.

He still can't say 'please' though, which I think of poor for four

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JonathanWickers
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13
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I haven't worked in over a year.

Don't tell my boss I said that.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ May 16
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My boss said to me, β€œYou are the worst train operator ever. How many trains have you derailed in the past year?”

I said, β€œI’m not sure. It’s so hard to keep track.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/labink
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05
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What do you call a 100 year old ant?

An antique

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kempfy91
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08
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This just happened: I explained to my 11 year-old niece that wheat pennies are/were a thing. She didn’t believe me, so she looked it up on grandma’s phone. To our surprise, we learned that there are some people selling wheat pennies online for *thousands* to *TENS* *of* *thousands* of dollars.

To which I said, β€œThat doesn’t make cents.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/High_Speed_Chase
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08
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After a year of waiting, my publisher finally approved my book on gardening

It's about Thyme.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/flashblazer
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03
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True story: Driving back home, my 5 year old son says "How do you spell 'penis'?". My wife looks at me curiously and then asks "Why?"

After a few moments of silence, my son replies "That's it?"

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2019
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You know what we’re going to see at the end of this year?

2020 won.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nebblord
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02
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Telling your suitcase there's no vacation this year can be tough

Emotional baggage is the worst

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πŸ‘€︎ u/elch3w
πŸ“…︎ May 06
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This year my dad is celebrating his birthday for half a minute. Why you may ask?

It’s his 32nd birthday.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zuckerschneggle
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21
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Happy New Year's!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/damiansouthpaw
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01
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Empty change machine, broken skunk, the year 2020...

They don't make sense

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πŸ‘€︎ u/misterrandom1
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06
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My New Year's resolution is to save enough money to buy a Velcro wall.

And I plan on sticking to it!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ May 29
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This morning my 4 year old son asked me - β€œwhat do shoulders do?”

I just shrugged

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πŸ‘€︎ u/arthritictongue
πŸ“…︎ May 04
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Where do you see yourself in 10 years?

I'm more focused on now, since I only have 20 20 vision

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πŸ‘€︎ u/auMatech
πŸ“…︎ May 28
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My grandparents have been married for 65 years

Grandpa said he's ready to retire from it.

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In the year 2033 children of the Quarn will start to become Quarenteens. reddit.com/r/Showerthough…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/rkw1971
πŸ“…︎ May 15
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It took me years to learn everything about acids

I mean, it's not very basic...

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πŸ“…︎ May 02
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I made the mistake of telling my suitcase that we won’t be going away this year because of the pandemic...

I’m having to deal with a lot of emotional baggage.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FrostyMop
πŸ“…︎ May 21
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Argentina is kind of cold this time of year...

In fact, it’s borderline Chile.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OCR9
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16
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My dad got sacked from the roads for stealing yesterday after twenty years.

I couldn't believe it at first but when I got home all the signs were there.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/1901pies
πŸ“…︎ May 16
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First word of my 1-year old son was "Peanuts!"

That is nuts

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hamza1812
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01
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My 4 year old daughter’s first dad joke...Why did the dinosaur eat vegetables and fruit?

Because he didn’t like sour mice.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/envengpe
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04
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The chemistry teacher rejoined the FBI after several years of teaching.

She became a reagent.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sir_Pluses
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03
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I made the mistake of telling my suitcase that we won’t be going anywhere this year because of the pandemic.

I’m having to put up with a lot of emotional baggage ever since.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chocolava
πŸ“…︎ May 07
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My wife and I were in the hospital with my 2 year old daughter who had a allergic reaction to a tomato...

Her face went red and her cheeks swelled up making her look just like a tomato.

After the nurse and my wife finished talking about her reaction, I just couldn’t help but blurt our β€œwell, you are what you eat”

My wife eye rolled, the nurse just looked at me with a deadpan face and said β€œwell done” and walked off.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Drahcir1
πŸ“…︎ May 19
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They should name a panda born this year Mick...

Then it could be the panda Mick of 2020.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/McPepperdoodle
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25
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It's the Year of the Moon

Hindsight is 2020

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Possum
πŸ“…︎ May 05
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Last year we did a Secret Santa where everyone had to give each other furnace parts. I'm so ticked for the stupid gift I got.

Sorry. I just gotta vent.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/1kings2214
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23
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We may as well have aliens attacking this year. WHO knows?

Trump joke.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madjholu
πŸ“…︎ May 04
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2020 was the year everything turned on its side...

now it’s a NONO

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πŸ‘€︎ u/richy923
πŸ“…︎ May 24
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My 6 year old daughter has lined up all of her dolls towards the outdoor grill...

Looks like she’s preparing some kind of Barbie queue...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ May 13
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Today my son asked β€œCan I have a book mark?” And I burst into tears. 15 years and he still doesn’t know my names Brian.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KoronaSenpai
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08
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My 7 year old son: β€œWhat did Neptune say to Mercury?”

β€œI can’t hear you.”

The skill is developing in this one. So proud.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zedhead0628
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24
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My six year old "What song do you sing when you are insulating?

Me: "i don’t know"

Him "You’re the insulation." in his best peter cetera voice.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nonsuggestivename
πŸ“…︎ May 25
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In 14 years there will be a generation we can call quaranteens

...worth it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shekel_merchant
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10
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After years in retirement, I lost all feeling in my fingers

you could say I am out of touch

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ana_tommy16
πŸ“…︎ May 14
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What’s the difference between a cranky two-year-old and a duckling?

One is a whiny toddler and the other is a tiny waddler...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22
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What kind of prize do you give someone who hasn't moved a muscle in over a year?

A trophy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02
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