Here's a bunch of calendar puns
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︎ Apr 22 2019
I thought of a calendar pun.
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︎ Apr 28 2016
I got a pun calendar and thought I would share
I used to work at a calendar factory
But they fired me for taking a couple of days off
I got arrested for stealing a calendar
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︎ Dec 10 2020
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︎ Dec 02 2020
I got fired from my job as a calendar manufacturer...
All I did was take a day off...
Day 5 of my wife's Dadvent calendar!
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︎ Dec 05 2020
Two guys were arrested for stealing a single calendar
They both got six months.
Did you hear about the guy who stole the calendar?
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︎ Dec 30 2020
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︎ Dec 01 2020
Why did the man get fired from his job at the calendar factory?
Sorry this is a day late, but I made a Christmas Puns advent calendar from QR codes and I wanted to share it with everyone.
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︎ Dec 02 2020
Your cell phone has already replaced your watch, camera, calendar and alarm clock....
Don't let it replace your family.
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︎ Nov 04 2020
Did you hear what happened to the man who stole the advent calendar?
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︎ Dec 22 2020
I really don't see much future for Advent Calendars
It feels like their days are numbered.
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︎ Nov 21 2020
I was super lucky to get an advent calendar this year...
because you know their days are numbered.
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︎ Dec 02 2020
What's the difference between me and a calendar?
A calendar has dates.....
Ba Dum Tissss
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︎ Oct 18 2020
We have a joke calendar and we missed this week, my wife was having me guess the answers and we ended up accidentally creating this gem: what do you call a cow that was just born?
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︎ Sep 24 2020
According to my chocolate advent calendar...
....there's only 3 days left till Xmas
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︎ Nov 09 2020
Why was the Calendar so depressed?
He knew his days were numbered
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︎ Jun 28 2020
Once we were so poor, we only had a calendar to use as toilet paper.
Now those days are behind me.
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︎ Jun 03 2020
Why was the calendar designer fired from the calender factory?
He tried to take a month off
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︎ Jul 04 2020
There has been some good news today as a plus-size clairvoyant announces they are releasing a charity calendar, with pictures of them in their underwear.
Fans of the psychic say that they are looking forward to seeing a large medium in smalls.
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︎ Jun 08 2020
The government just banned the fifth month of the calendar year.
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︎ Feb 23 2020
What happened to the shoplifter that stole a calendar?
I canβt believe I got fired from the calendar factory
All I did was take a day off
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︎ Nov 17 2020
Do you know why I got fired from the calendar factory?
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︎ Dec 16 2020
Did you hear about the guys that were caught stealing a calendar?
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︎ Dec 15 2020
I got fired from my job at the calendar factory
All I did was take a day off
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︎ Nov 01 2020
I was convicted for stealing a calendar.
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︎ Dec 07 2020
Hear about the kid who stole a calendar?
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︎ Nov 22 2020
I got fired from the calendar factory
All I did was take a day off.
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︎ Nov 01 2020
Did you know I got fired from the calendar factory ?
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︎ Sep 15 2020
Did you hear about the guy who stole a calendar?
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︎ Aug 31 2020
I got fired from my job at the calendar factory ...
... because I took a few days off.
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︎ Sep 10 2020
I can't believe I got fired from the calendar factory
All I did was take a day off
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︎ Jul 11 2020
Two guys stole a calendar.
They got six months each.
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︎ Jul 16 2020
Two guys stole a calendar
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︎ Sep 04 2020
I can't believe I was fired from the calendar factory!
All I did was take a day off!
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︎ Jul 09 2020
Did you hear about the two guys who stole a calendar?
They each got six months.
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︎ Apr 02 2020
I was fired from the calendar factory,
All I did was take a day off.
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︎ Jul 09 2020
I lost my job at the calendar factory
All I did was take a day off.
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︎ Jul 03 2020
Did you hear about the crook who stole a calendar?
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︎ Aug 17 2020
What happened to the two guys who stole a calendar ?
They got six months each.
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︎ Jul 03 2020
I used to have a job at a calendar factory but I got the sack...
...because I took a couple of days off.
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︎ Jul 18 2020
I was fired from the calendar factory
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︎ Feb 10 2020
I used to work at a calendar factory
But I got fired for taking a couple of days off.
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︎ Mar 08 2020
I got fired from the Calendar Factory....
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︎ May 22 2020
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