Here's a bunch of calendar puns
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Iziahzay
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2019
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I thought of a calendar pun.

...but it was week.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Logic_and_Memes
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2016
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I got a pun calendar and thought I would share
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Storeybook_03
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02
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I used to work at a calendar factory

But they fired me for taking a couple of days off

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jaden_strommer
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05
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I got arrested for stealing a calendar

I'm looking at 12 months

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2020
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Day 2 of my wife's "Dadvent" calendar! reddit.com/gallery/k5344i
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πŸ‘€︎ u/teRi9229
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2020
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I got fired from my job as a calendar manufacturer...

All I did was take a day off...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ikennaezeee
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16
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Day 5 of my wife's Dadvent calendar!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/teRi9229
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2020
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Two guys were arrested for stealing a single calendar

They both got six months.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/professorf
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13
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Did you hear about the guy who stole the calendar?

He got 12 months

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πŸ‘€︎ u/owarner40
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2020
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My wife crafted me a "Dadvent" calendar. This is day one! reddit.com/gallery/k4of73
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πŸ‘€︎ u/teRi9229
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2020
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Why did the man get fired from his job at the calendar factory?

He took a day off

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Smileylover1
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12
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Sorry this is a day late, but I made a Christmas Puns advent calendar from QR codes and I wanted to share it with everyone. pdfhost.io/v/TQuSCzy.W_Ad…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Leron4551
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2020
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Your cell phone has already replaced your watch, camera, calendar and alarm clock....

Don't let it replace your family.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2020
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Did you hear what happened to the man who stole the advent calendar?

He got 25 days!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Beard_sniffer
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2020
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I really don't see much future for Advent Calendars

It feels like their days are numbered.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_fury_2000
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2020
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Why is christmas time the best time to make an online dad-joke filled advent calendar?

Because it's the most punderful time of the year!

Link to calendar for those who want it: https://pdfhost.io/v/TQuSCzy.W_AdventCalendar2020pdf.pdf

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Leron4551
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2020
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I was super lucky to get an advent calendar this year...

because you know their days are numbered.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/es_mo
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2020
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What's the difference between me and a calendar?

A calendar has dates..... Ba Dum Tissss

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JesseD320
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2020
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We have a joke calendar and we missed this week, my wife was having me guess the answers and we ended up accidentally creating this gem: what do you call a cow that was just born?

A mooborn!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Singular1st
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2020
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According to my chocolate advent calendar...

....there's only 3 days left till Xmas

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2020
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Why was the Calendar so depressed?

He knew his days were numbered

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2020
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Once we were so poor, we only had a calendar to use as toilet paper.

Now those days are behind me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2020
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Why was the calendar designer fired from the calender factory?

He tried to take a month off

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Holding_McGroin
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2020
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There has been some good news today as a plus-size clairvoyant announces they are releasing a charity calendar, with pictures of them in their underwear.

Fans of the psychic say that they are looking forward to seeing a large medium in smalls.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/megamouth2
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2020
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The government just banned the fifth month of the calendar year.

Everyone was dismayed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xnphls
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2020
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What happened to the shoplifter that stole a calendar?

He got 12 months.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SyncingShiip
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11
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I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory

All I did was take a day off

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nandos677
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2020
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Do you know why I got fired from the calendar factory?

I took a day off.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/oceanmoonfish
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2020
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Did you hear about the guys that were caught stealing a calendar?

They both got 6 months.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2020
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I got fired from my job at the calendar factory

All I did was take a day off

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πŸ‘€︎ u/trace826621
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2020
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I was convicted for stealing a calendar.

I was given 12 months.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BrainSpy
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2020
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Hear about the kid who stole a calendar?

He got 12 months.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FuckinWimp87
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2020
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I got fired from the calendar factory

All I did was take a day off.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Strange_An0maly
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2020
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Did you know I got fired from the calendar factory ?

Yea, I took a day off

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DinkyOreo
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2020
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Did you hear about the guy who stole a calendar?

He got 12 months.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/samsomething216
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2020
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I got fired from my job at the calendar factory ...

... because I took a few days off.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stchrysostom
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2020
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I can't believe I got fired from the calendar factory

All I did was take a day off

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2020
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Two guys stole a calendar.

They got six months each.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jeje17j
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2020
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Two guys stole a calendar

They got six months each

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πŸ‘€︎ u/socdist
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2020
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I can't believe I was fired from the calendar factory!

All I did was take a day off!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mickets
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2020
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Did you hear about the two guys who stole a calendar?

They each got six months.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Secret_Car
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2020
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I was fired from the calendar factory,

All I did was take a day off.

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2020
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I lost my job at the calendar factory

All I did was take a day off.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrWulf360
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2020
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Did you hear about the crook who stole a calendar?

He got 12 months ;)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SCP-2004
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2020
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What happened to the two guys who stole a calendar ?

They got six months each.

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2020
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I used to have a job at a calendar factory but I got the sack...

...because I took a couple of days off.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zhansh1
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2020
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I was fired from the calendar factory

How?

I took a day off

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sklus20
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2020
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I used to work at a calendar factory

But I got fired for taking a couple of days off.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CouldBeSageAdvice
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2020
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I got fired from the Calendar Factory....

I took a day off.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheRealStickBoi
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2020
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