Punstoppable
A list of puns related to "Dates"
It was an Apple with limited memory; just one byte. Then, everything crashed.
It was great. She’s a keeper.
They’re pointless.
I wanted to date my math teacher to have a chance of looking at her tan lines. But I cant, cos its was a sin.
My own fault though, I kept her out too long.
Never met herbivore.
It's too wet to woo.
Take them out for a wok.
Love means nothing to them.
Dublin
Because they have sax appeal 🎷
She has A type
You could say she’s going for a cup with Joe.....
Because they're dating other people/Because they keep bringing up the past.
It has to be my type.
Talk about a snooze fest.
I wonder when it will air.
It wasn't our first date but was the one that stuck in my head.
Social Security.
She was a woman of culture.
Cuz he'll never dessert you...
Me: one you get lucky and the other you don't.
She was mad enough to leave the room...
Date: So, what do you do?
Me: * holds up menu * you just pick one from this picture book of meals.
My friend, looking at me weirdly: why are you talking to a fucking FRUIT?!
Better eat it before it goes off.
They are lack toes intolerant.
Vet: "are you picking up what I'm putting down"
I guess he was telling some tall tales.
Of course.. After all, he is a Fungi
Because when you break up you know it'll keep on stalking you.
It didn't work out. The relationship was toxic right at the start. I guess they were not meant 2 Be.
Because she is already in a stable relationship...
'Cause liked her for her brains!
Why did the girl break up with the zombie? 'Cause he was dead inside!
But I’m not really into the possessive type.
(My brother‘s joke not mine)
We broke up because she couldn’t stomach my cheesy jokes.
It was a great way for us to open up.
I told her I’m too full now
Parents named him “Sudden Lee”
And it makes it easier to slam the door and run so I don’t have to pay for dinner.
Take them out for a wok.
My own fault though, I kept her out too long.
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