Twenty Four Hours Puns

A list of puns related to "Twenty Four Hours"

I want to start running twenty four-hour gyms

And they’ll all be open from 11 to 3 daily

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👤︎ u/bridgeheadprod
📅︎ Feb 27 2019
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I just got back from my doctor. He told me he had good news and bad news.

He said, "The good news is, you have twenty four hours left to live."

I said, "Doctor, what do you mean?! If that's the good news, what's the bad news?"

My doctor said, "Well, I forgot to call you yesterday."

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👤︎ u/snakebite_repair_kit
📅︎ Jul 26 2013
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