I went on a blind date with a vegan girl.

Never met herbivore.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rhshi14
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2020
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A friend set me up on a blind date. He said "She's a lovely girl, but there's something you should know. She's expecting a baby"

I felt like a right idiot sitting in a bar wearing nothing but a diaper.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2020
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This blind date
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mehssie
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2019
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I told my daughter if she wants someone loyal, she should date a blind man.

He’ll have a hard time seeing other people.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NikkoE82
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2020
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Blind date
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dufosho
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2018
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Dad: you’re going on your blind date dressed like a farmer?

I thought it was the best way to a tractor

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πŸ‘€︎ u/invertedparadoxxx
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2020
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My buddy set me up on a blind date

He told me, "Heads up, she's expecting a baby". Well let me tell you, I felt stupid sitting there in the bar wearing just a diaper.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Doogasa34
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2019
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The blind date was going badly until we found out we shared one thing...

Not being able to see

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πŸ‘€︎ u/me-no-smart
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2019
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I went on a blind date yesterday, it didn’t work out.

Turns out I'm more into curtains.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bigfoothobbit
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2018
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If you are on a blind date, try using one of the jokes you read on this sub as an icebreaker.

That way, you can make sure they’re not some weirdo who reads /r/dadjokes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2018
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I just returned from a blind date...

I shutter to think of the possibilities with her!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2019
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Did you hear the one about the deaf guy on a blind date?

... ... ......

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zortor
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2019
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Blind date
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vangelan
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2018
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I met a girl for a blind date at a Star Wars convention....

I was looking for love in Alderaan places!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Stoatwobbler
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2019
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Stevie Wonder went on a blind date, it didn't work out he's still not seeing anybody.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kopextacy
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2016
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After my first blind date with this woman, I knew it wouldn't work out between us and ended it after that.

She didn't see it coming.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BradC
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2017
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I told my dad I had a blind date coming up

He said, "oh yeah, was it from birth or did she get in some sort of accident?"

After I took a few seconds to process that, I let out the biggest groan in history. I could feel his smirk through the phone

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vicskimallen12
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2016
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Had a blind date with someone from Verizon. It didn't work out. We never connected.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/hutimuti
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2016
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Roommates grandfather sprung this one on us : We went on a blind date 56 years ago.

How'd you find the car?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pegun
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2016
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Husband: "I remember my first blind date."

Husband: She kept hitting her head on the roof of my car. Me: What? Husband: Yeah, she couldn't see where she was going. Me: -_-

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cowzroc
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2015
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My mate set me up on a blind date and he said, "I'd better warn you, she's expecting a baby."

I felt like such an idiot sitting in the bar wearing just a nappy...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hughdman
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2018
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