21 Hilarious Blind Date Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

I went on a blind date with a vegan girl.

Never met herbivore.

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📅︎ Dec 31 2020

A friend set me up on a blind date. He said "She's a lovely girl, but there's something you should know. She's expecting a baby"

I felt like a right idiot sitting in a bar wearing nothing but a diaper.

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👤︎ u/HellsJuggernaut

📅︎ Aug 13 2020

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This blind date

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👤︎ u/Mehssie

📅︎ Dec 19 2019

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I told my daughter if she wants someone loyal, she should date a blind man.

He’ll have a hard time seeing other people.

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👤︎ u/NikkoE82

📅︎ Mar 08 2020

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Blind date

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👤︎ u/dufosho

📅︎ Jun 26 2018

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Dad: you’re going on your blind date dressed like a farmer?

I thought it was the best way to a tractor

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👤︎ u/invertedparadoxxx

📅︎ Feb 12 2020

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My buddy set me up on a blind date

He told me, "Heads up, she's expecting a baby". Well let me tell you, I felt stupid sitting there in the bar wearing just a diaper.

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👤︎ u/Doogasa34

📅︎ Sep 02 2019

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The blind date was going badly until we found out we shared one thing...

Not being able to see

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👤︎ u/me-no-smart

📅︎ Sep 23 2019

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I went on a blind date yesterday, it didn’t work out.

Turns out I'm more into curtains.

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👤︎ u/Bigfoothobbit

📅︎ Dec 03 2018

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If you are on a blind date, try using one of the jokes you read on this sub as an icebreaker.

That way, you can make sure they’re not some weirdo who reads /r/dadjokes.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto

📅︎ Dec 10 2018

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I just returned from a blind date...

I shutter to think of the possibilities with her!

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline

📅︎ Jul 26 2019

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Did you hear the one about the deaf guy on a blind date?

... ... ......

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👤︎ u/zortor

📅︎ May 08 2019

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Blind date

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👤︎ u/Vangelan

📅︎ Apr 26 2018

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I met a girl for a blind date at a Star Wars convention....

I was looking for love in Alderaan places!

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👤︎ u/Stoatwobbler

📅︎ Feb 12 2019

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Stevie Wonder went on a blind date, it didn't work out he's still not seeing anybody.

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👤︎ u/Kopextacy

📅︎ Jun 20 2016

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After my first blind date with this woman, I knew it wouldn't work out between us and ended it after that.

She didn't see it coming.

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👤︎ u/BradC

📅︎ Apr 21 2017

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I told my dad I had a blind date coming up

He said, "oh yeah, was it from birth or did she get in some sort of accident?"

After I took a few seconds to process that, I let out the biggest groan in history. I could feel his smirk through the phone

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👤︎ u/vicskimallen12

📅︎ Jul 10 2016

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Had a blind date with someone from Verizon. It didn't work out. We never connected.

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👤︎ u/hutimuti

📅︎ Dec 13 2016

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Roommates grandfather sprung this one on us : We went on a blind date 56 years ago.

How'd you find the car?

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👤︎ u/pegun

📅︎ Aug 15 2016

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Husband: "I remember my first blind date."

Husband: She kept hitting her head on the roof of my car. Me: What? Husband: Yeah, she couldn't see where she was going. Me: -_-

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👤︎ u/cowzroc

📅︎ Apr 19 2015

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My mate set me up on a blind date and he said, "I'd better warn you, she's expecting a baby."

I felt like such an idiot sitting in the bar wearing just a nappy...

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👤︎ u/hughdman

📅︎ Sep 08 2018

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