A list of puns related to "Blind date"
Never met herbivore.
I felt like a right idiot sitting in a bar wearing nothing but a diaper.
Heβll have a hard time seeing other people.
I thought it was the best way to a tractor
He told me, "Heads up, she's expecting a baby". Well let me tell you, I felt stupid sitting there in the bar wearing just a diaper.
Not being able to see
Turns out I'm more into curtains.
That way, you can make sure theyβre not some weirdo who reads /r/dadjokes.
I shutter to think of the possibilities with her!
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I was looking for love in Alderaan places!
She didn't see it coming.
He said, "oh yeah, was it from birth or did she get in some sort of accident?"
After I took a few seconds to process that, I let out the biggest groan in history. I could feel his smirk through the phone
How'd you find the car?
Husband: She kept hitting her head on the roof of my car. Me: What? Husband: Yeah, she couldn't see where she was going. Me: -_-
I felt like such an idiot sitting in the bar wearing just a nappy...
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