Wednesday?

Well, it's certainly not at night.

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👤︎ u/DENelson83
📅︎ Jun 02
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Who DOESN'T enjoy a little eye candy on a Wednesday afternoon?
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📅︎ Feb 10
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I get to take a vacation Wednesday...

Wednesday let me!

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📅︎ Mar 13
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Every year on Ash Wednesday, my friend stops using isopropyl in lieu of dryer fluff...

He gives up alcohol for lint.

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📅︎ Oct 26 2020
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(Monday: Greg) (Tuesday: Ian) (Wednesday: Greg) (Thursday: Ian) (Friday: Greg) (Saturday: Ian) (Sunday: Greg)

Its the Gregorian calendar

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📅︎ Apr 04 2019
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Friday was roasting saturday and sunday brutally yet they never occurred a word. Wednesday, being a harmonist, asked them why they stayed mum for which they replied, "because we are weakened in front of you guys".

I was dazed.

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📅︎ Aug 14 2020
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Today, the day after Ash Wednesday, my assistant discovered she actually enjoys making spreadsheets.

I told her that was excellent.

.

(This is a true story.)

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👤︎ u/craic_d
📅︎ Feb 28 2020
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Happy Wednesday
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👤︎ u/JoeyBlaze
📅︎ Aug 14 2019
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Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday

Those were the days

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👤︎ u/Little_Mog
📅︎ Nov 10 2019
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I didn't want to observe the period from Ash Wednesday to Easter again, but did so to stop my girlfriend's constant nagging...

I re-Lent-ed

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📅︎ Jan 28 2020
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What do you call a Wednesday with no rain?

A dry hump day!

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📅︎ Oct 03 2019
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Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday.

Oh.... those were the days....

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👤︎ u/bbtehbuild
📅︎ Apr 07 2019
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Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday.

Ah. Those were the days....

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📅︎ May 01 2018
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My brother hit me with this after I questioned if he should be day drinking on a Wednesday.

"Don't worry, boss said it was ok"

He owns his own business.

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📅︎ Feb 27 2015
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What does Wednesday have that no other day has?

The letter W

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📅︎ Dec 03 2018
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This Wednesday, pot is becoming legal here in Canada. For people ranking international travel destinations,

Canada should be high in your list of priorities.

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📅︎ Oct 14 2018
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Happy Ash Wednesday
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👤︎ u/Saph390
📅︎ Mar 05 2014
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If it doesn't rain on Wednesday, my girlfriend promised to get mildly frisky with me

Hopefully it'll be a dry hump day.

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👤︎ u/Godredd
📅︎ Jan 07 2019
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Dad: Are those Wednesday legs?

Skinny Kid: Wednesday legs?

Dad: Wens-day-gna break?

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👤︎ u/doogsie125
📅︎ Aug 21 2018
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Me at work: "Hey Steve, can you check what time I get off of work on Wednesday?" Steve: "Wednesday let you."
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👤︎ u/5c077_fr33
📅︎ Apr 27 2018
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Wednesday nights are always half-price at the local ice rink

Makes me feel like such a cheapskate

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📅︎ Jun 16 2015
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Why did the priest let us use our phones in mass this past Wednesday?

Because we were about to be ash-tagged blessed

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📅︎ Mar 03 2017
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It's Ash Wednesday today. (Sorry i couldn't resist, and i live 1 day in advance due to timezone difference)

http://imgur.com/a/d9f8Y

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👤︎ u/squeeworm
📅︎ Mar 01 2017
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What's Wednesday called when it's not raining?

Dry hump-day

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👤︎ u/Jaboi69
📅︎ Sep 17 2015
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Grabbing some lunch the Wednesday before Thanksgiving.

"Hey dad, I'm going to head out to the store for a sandwich right quick"

"Why? We have turkey and ham in the fridge."

I open the door expecting deli meats. Nope, a 7 lb ham and two 10 lb turkeys.

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👤︎ u/esuma10
📅︎ Nov 30 2015
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I needed some help this Wednesday night.

Me: "Hey dad are you free next Wednesday?"

Dad: "No I'm not free, but I am reasonably priced."

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📅︎ Feb 01 2014
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Monday: Greg. Tuesday: Ian: Wednesday: Greg. Thursday: Ian. Friday: Greg

A GregOrIan calendar

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👤︎ u/Rob_Haggis
📅︎ Apr 17 2020
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Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday

Those were the days...

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👤︎ u/Auralore
📅︎ May 10 2016
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