Every year on Ash Wednesday, my friend stops using isopropyl in lieu of dryer fluff...
He gives up alcohol for lint.
Today, the day after Ash Wednesday, my assistant discovered she actually enjoys making spreadsheets.
I told her that was excellent.
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(This is a true story.)
I didn't want to observe the period from Ash Wednesday to Easter again, but did so to stop my girlfriend's constant nagging...
I re-Lent-ed
It's Ash Wednesday today. (Sorry i couldn't resist, and i live 1 day in advance due to timezone difference)
http://imgur.com/a/d9f8Y
Avengers: Infinity War is the perfect holiday movie...
...for Ash Wednesday.
