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Ash Wednesday Puns

A list of puns related to "Ash Wednesday"

Every year on Ash Wednesday, my friend stops using isopropyl in lieu of dryer fluff...

He gives up alcohol for lint.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Oct 26 2020
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Today, the day after Ash Wednesday, my assistant discovered she actually enjoys making spreadsheets.

I told her that was excellent.

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(This is a true story.)

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👤︎ u/craic_d
📅︎ Feb 28 2020
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I didn't want to observe the period from Ash Wednesday to Easter again, but did so to stop my girlfriend's constant nagging...

I re-Lent-ed

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Jan 28 2020
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Happy Ash Wednesday
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👤︎ u/Saph390
📅︎ Mar 05 2014
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It's Ash Wednesday today. (Sorry i couldn't resist, and i live 1 day in advance due to timezone difference)

http://imgur.com/a/d9f8Y

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👤︎ u/squeeworm
📅︎ Mar 01 2017
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Avengers: Infinity War is the perfect holiday movie...

...for Ash Wednesday.

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👤︎ u/politterateur
📅︎ Mar 06 2019
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