It was hoppenstance
Eggwhite
I didn't want to hear another Peep out of him.
I said, "no thanks. I'll Paas."
Anyone know where I can find rolling papers big enough to fit one?
My gf is trying to get as many puns as possible with both in one. Anyone can think of some?
Replace the T with an I
we have Wester
A box of Kleenex
For efficiency, send your kids to look for eggs that you haven’t hidden.
It sorts by new.
Couldn't get a Peep out of him.
I re-Lent-ed
Because he was a little chicken.
"Her invisible jet."
Son: I know Mum already told me. She also said that uncle Mike is the stork.
It was time for his annual eggzam.
Hop Scotch
It was a party mostly with parents and their children.
A kid (about 5 years old) stubbed his toe and started crying.
One of the dads said, “Oh, you stubbed your toe? Want to to call the toe truck?”
I know it’s not fresh, but I laughed my ass off and was slightly bitter that I didn’t think of it.
Eggs marks the spot
I told him he made an Egg-finity omelette.
Lots of eggs-ercise!
Stopping his car he got out to check if it was okay.
In a stroke of good fortune the rabbit was still alive, just.
The man went into the church to see if there was anyone who could help him.
A kindly Priest saw the man and offered to help. He asked the Mab to wait a moment while he got something that might help...
... After a few moments the Priest returned with a small flask and poured the contents on the rabbit. Which hopped up right as rain!
The rabbit waved to the man, and crossed the road.
After crossing the road the rabbit turned around an waved again. After a few hops the rabbit turned around and waved again. This continued until the man could no longer see the rabbit. A few hops, turn and wave.
When the man turned back to the kindly Priest and asked him, "What was in that bottle anyway, Holy water?"
The Priest replied, "oh nothing like that. It was haer restore, with a permanent wave."
Swap out the 't' for an 'i'
A couple of nights ago my girlfriend and I spotted a white jackrabbit in the field near our house. We noticed one again tonight on our drive home:
Girlfriend: Hey look, it's the Easter bunny.
Me: Huh, pretty sure that's the same jackrabbit from the other night.
Girlfriend: Can't be a jackrabbit, its ears are way too small.
Me: We're clearly just splitting hares here, babe.
It took a second, but she responded with the desired groan and the "you're an idiot" face push-away. Victory.
He kept quacking all the eggs.
Me: "Sure! You can do an Easter-egg hunt every single day"
^^^You ^^^probably ^^^won't ^^^find ^^^any ^^^though.
He was eggspelled.
Turned out to be a dyer wolf.
They fast during Lent!
What do you call and Egg from Space? A Eggsaterrestrial
What do you get when you cross a Bee and a Bunny? A Honey Bunny
What jewelry does the Easter Bunny where? 14 Carrot Gold
