A list of puns related to "Last Supper"
I was a hare away.
Ciao time...
All right, everyone who wants to be in the painting, get on this side of the table.
Immediately after I felt sick and had a vowel movement. I better be careful because my next dump might spell disaster.
Pass the bread.
The Last Dessert?
Yesterday my three year old was pretending to be me -- deep voice, doing "the dishes," the whole bit. This lasted all afternoon into supper. During supper, my wife and I were both using his name, and he kept correcting us ("No, I'm daddy.") Eventually I just laughed and said "I'm confused."
His reply: "No, you're [my son's name]."
Last night at supper, this interchange occurred (it helps if you know we're from Oklahoma and speak with an Oklahoma drawl): Wife: "Come on little bug, and get some supper." Daughter: "Did you just call me a bug." Me (quickly looking at my wife): "Who is Mia Bugg, and why do ya have her phone number?"
Both wife and daughter stopped and stared at me for about 10 seconds, then slowly shook their heads and walked past me.
<Last night my 10yo is calling me for supper>
The boy: "Time to eat, Dad!"
Me: "No, don't eat me!"
The boy: "Punctuation saves lives."
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