Boyfriend paused the small talk at his family's Passover dinner

Conversation between bf and his cousin:

Bf: So, what's new with you?

Cousin: I wish I had something cool to say to that, like, I built an aircraft with my bear hands! I never have anything cool like that...

Bf: Understandable! How could you have built an aircraft without opposable thumbs?

Moment of silence. Moment of laughter. Queue interesting conversation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/romadiansky
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2015
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Got my mom on Passover.

I was at my mom's helping her get her house together for Passover, which includes getting rid of bread-like foods.

Mom: Oh shoot, I forgot there's naan bread in the freezer.

Me: That's okay, it's non bread.

Mom: sigh Good one.

I impress myself sometimes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mokro
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2017
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My dad ruined passover with this one...

What do you get when you cross a midget with a prostitute?

  • A lil fucker about this high
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πŸ‘€︎ u/rmon21
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2015
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Cooking Passover dinner with GF

GF: I really like juice.

Me: Well that's good, you're dating one!

^^^juice ^^^--> ^^^Jews

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πŸ‘€︎ u/timeforpajamas
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2014
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My Easter/Moses/Passover dad joke

I stepped out of the shower and my girlfriend was watching The Prince of Egypt, an animated movie about Moses. A musical number is about to begin and she tells me, "Good, you're about to see the best part! Moses found out he's Jewish and he's in denial."

"Why'd he get back in the Nile?" I said. She gave me a confused look followed by a disappointed sigh. Her underlying hatred of me grows with every dad joke. Had to share it with you guys.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pizzacat666
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2014
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Free Matzohs!

And that's a deal you can't passover!

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2017
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We were outside preparing for an Easter cookout...

My girlfriends mom: "That storm cloud is really making me nervous!"

Girlfriends brother: "Oh, I'm pretty sure it's going to pass over."

Me: "Passover? It's Easter!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/187TROOPER
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2016
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Big sports news on ESPN.com: Monster Energy is sponsoring American Pharoah

Good to see they didn't passover the opportunity.

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2015
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