How did architects earn a living in ancient Egypt?

Pyramid schemes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Arakashi_moku
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2020
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TIL the first photo was not from 1826, but in fact over 2000 years earlier in ancient egypt:

"TheΒ earliest exampleΒ of a prosthesis ever discovered is not a leg, arm, or even a fake eye, it’s a toe. A big toe, belonging to a noblewoman, was found in Egypt and dated to between 950-710 B.C.E"

...the very, very first faux toe ;)

Non pun related, the egyptians were the first to grind lenses too, not used as glasses but instead inserted into statues for creepy eye effects

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2020
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Historians have traced the origins of flatulence jokes to ancient egypt

It turns out they all have a toot in common

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The very first sex change procedures were perfected in ancient Egypt...

...they became quite skilled at making daddy's into mummy's.

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What flavour of icecream was popular in ancient Egypt?

Ra's berry.

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Ancient Egypt
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How were CDs packaged in Ancient Egypt?

Sphinx wrapped

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In ancient Egypt if you held a stinging insect you were thought to be very attractive

Because beauty is in the eye of the beeholder

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Nickname for a coffin-maker in ancient Egypt...

Sarcophaguy

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Tutankhamun must have been the least flatulent of the ancient pharaohs of Egypt.

Because his name is homophonous with "toot uncommon".

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Did people in Ancient Egypt just never pass gas...

Or was Tutankhamon?

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πŸ“…︎ May 26 2018
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New tomb discovered

A new tomb has been discovered in the valley of the kings, Egypt. The grave goods seem to consist purely of ancient chocolate and nuts. Apparently, the tomb belonged to the 'Pharaoh Rocher'.

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Dad dropped this one on us after supper

We were talking about after people die they either get buried or cremated and I told him that in ancient Egypt some people preformed self mummification. Then my dad said

"When I die I want to be DADified"

Explanation: (MUMmified but he's a dad so DADified) -.-

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