Pyramid schemes
"The earliest example of a prosthesis ever discovered is not a leg, arm, or even a fake eye, it’s a toe. A big toe, belonging to a noblewoman, was found in Egypt and dated to between 950-710 B.C.E"
...the very, very first faux toe ;)
Non pun related, the egyptians were the first to grind lenses too, not used as glasses but instead inserted into statues for creepy eye effects
It turns out they all have a toot in common
...they became quite skilled at making daddy's into mummy's.
Ra's berry.
Sphinx wrapped
Because beauty is in the eye of the beeholder
Sarcophaguy
Because his name is homophonous with "toot uncommon".
Or was Tutankhamon?
A new tomb has been discovered in the valley of the kings, Egypt. The grave goods seem to consist purely of ancient chocolate and nuts. Apparently, the tomb belonged to the 'Pharaoh Rocher'.
We were talking about after people die they either get buried or cremated and I told him that in ancient Egypt some people preformed self mummification. Then my dad said
"When I die I want to be DADified"
Explanation: (MUMmified but he's a dad so DADified) -.-
