A list of puns related to "Ancient Egyptian"
Instead they had a horn and a sign saying βToot and come inβ
King Toot-Uncommon
Historians have looked into the ruins for evidence, but there's nothing concrete.
Moth-Ra was their favorite.
Ancient Egyptian builder: "Well, err yeah, upto a point."
Toot in common
They were pharaoh faucet majors.
Nevertiti.
A Pharaoh Faucet Major.
There had an abundance of Cairo-practors
It was on Tombler.
Pharaoh moans.
Ramen
(Joke derived from u/praetorsolaris)
A cryptic cop in a Coptic crypt.
Because they only had Mummies.
It was a pyramid scheme
An old Giza!
They identified him as Pharaoh Rocher.
βWhat is your will, Pharaoh?β
I built my life around De Nile
...Temple-pedic mattresses...
A new bus!
BY PHARAOH-PLANE
(My 7 and 6 year olds didn't laugh...)
Pa-piracy.
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