Did you know ancient Egyptian houses didn’t have a door knocker?

Instead they had a horn and a sign saying β€œToot and come in”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bishcraft1979
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2021
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What ancient Egyptian pharaoh never farted?

King Toot-Uncommon

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2021
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There's been talk that the ancient Egyptians invented cement.

Historians have looked into the ruins for evidence, but there's nothing concrete.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2021
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Did you know that archeologists discovered ancient Egyptians watched monster movies?

Moth-Ra was their favorite.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2021
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Ancient Egyptian architect: "Do you know how to build a pyramid?"

Ancient Egyptian builder: "Well, err yeah, upto a point."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2020
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What do you call it when two ancient Egyptians fart at the same time?

Toot in common

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HoldMyDirrk
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2020
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I have two college friends who studied ancient Egyptian plumbing.

They were pharaoh faucet majors.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DragonHeinie
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2020
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An ancient Egyptian queen with an especially flat chest was recently discovered.

Nevertiti.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DoomRulz
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2020
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What do you call someone who studies ancient Egyptian plumbing?

A Pharaoh Faucet Major.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/berryville_con
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2020
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Why did the ancient Egyptians have such great posture?

There had an abundance of Cairo-practors

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dogdare
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2020
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I read a very interesting ancient Egyptian blog post describing the embalming process

It was on Tombler.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pippingigi
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2020
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What did ancient Egyptian kings use to attract females?

Pharaoh moans.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/siphodeus
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2019
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What do you call Ancient Egyptian males that worship the sun?

Ramen

(Joke derived from u/praetorsolaris)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TROLLDLLR
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2020
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My dad was a policeman of few words. When he guarded an ancient Egyptian Christian burial chamber he was...

A cryptic cop in a Coptic crypt.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zu-den-sternen
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2019
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Why did the ancient Egyptians die out?

Because they only had Mummies.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Blarty97
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2019
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Do you know why ancient egyptians had such a hard time recruiting laborers?

It was a pyramid scheme

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Erikjb12
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2019
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What do you call an ancient egyptian

An old Giza!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/humaid2003
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2019
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Did you hear about the Ancient Egyptian mummy they found buried with chocolate?

They identified him as Pharaoh Rocher.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aidanadriana
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2018
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Have you heard about the ancient Egyptian ruler who asked for help in deciding which film to watch - Elf, Anchorman or Stepbrothers?

β€œWhat is your will, Pharaoh?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zorroroaster
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2019
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I'm Just like the Ancient Egyptians!

I built my life around De Nile

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ProcopiusAmounts
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2018
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What did ancient Egyptian pharaohs sleep on?...

...Temple-pedic mattresses...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/code_engine
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2018
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What kind of bus did the ancient Egyptians take?

A new bus!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RatedR4Revenge
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2018
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How did Ancient Egyptians travel?

BY PHARAOH-PLANE

(My 7 and 6 year olds didn't laugh...)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ashvasey
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2017
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What do you call the act of stealing Ancient Egyptian scrolls on the high seas?

Pa-piracy.

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