Saw what I thought was a large dog coloring Easter eggs.

Turned out to be a dyer wolf.

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📅︎ Mar 20 2019
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My dad just shared this one

My family went to an easter egg drop today. Afterwards, they handed out hot dogs. They should have given out egg-drop soup instead

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Dadjoked by a mom

My sister's best friend, a mother of two, had us over for Easter yesterday and made burgers and hot dogs. The mom-friend was putting relish all over her hot dog and I said "you like relish?" She said, "I love relish... I relish in it!" Such a mom.

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📅︎ Apr 21 2014
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