A list of puns related to "Easter egg"
I said, "no thanks. I'll Paas."
It sorts by new.
Because he was a little chicken.
"Her invisible jet."
Me: "Sure! You can do an Easter-egg hunt every single day"
^^^You ^^^probably ^^^won't ^^^find ^^^any ^^^though.
I told him he made an Egg-finity omelette.
Turned out to be a dyer wolf.
I prefer mine poached
Dad: no he dozenβt.
He doesnβt want anyone to know heβs been messing around with chickens.
My wife says "Well it's not going to be hard to find a huge easter egg." My wife has officially become a dad.
This is an eggs-hiding opportunity!
OK so as a dad who enjoys challenging his kids I would like some help. Shoot me your best feasible hiding spot for the Golden Egg on Easter...I'm thinking submerged in a hollow block or randomly dug hole just to fuck with the kids and their parents!
He-stirs things up a bit, don't you think?
It's going to take me a while to get hard, I just got laid by some chick
We were getting ready to color eggs and I asked my dad, "Dad, are you dying?"
He replied with "No, I wanna live."
He was a little chicken!
Because he was a little chicken!
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