Did you hear about the man who memorized all the symbols on a map?

He was a legend

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πŸ‘€︎ u/insanitysaint
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2021
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I may get in trouble by using weird symbols,

But it's my own asterisk.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Naitraen
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2020
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Some consider owls to be symbols of death.

Especially mice.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FlamboyantFlower
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2020
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Yesterday I met someone who didn't know what Γ— (the multiplication symbol) meant...

It really is a sign of the times.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RandomPeepsle12
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2020
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I miss when the β€˜#’ symbol meant β€˜pound’...

I want you to #metoo.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JeffActual
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2020
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I bought a covid face mask covered with random musical symbols...

It’s very noteworthy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/andersonfmly
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2020
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There’s a saying in math that goes, β€œIt’s as easy as solving a collection of symbols that jointly express a quantity.”

I though it was an odd expression

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πŸ‘€︎ u/schutwo
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2020
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All letters of the alphabet except for c have been declared hate symbols by the anti defamation league. Why?

They are "not c".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ultraguardrail
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2020
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I once put a list of symbols on a map and everyone still talks about it.

It's a legend.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sir_Pluses
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2020
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Why’s β€œU” used as the symbol for Potential Energy?

Because β€œU” have a lot of potential!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DenverCav0
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2019
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To who ever wrote the explanation of the symbols on the map.

You are a legend

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πŸ‘€︎ u/michaelveyrocks
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2019
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Me: Yo bro, can you tell me the chemical symbols for sodium, bromine and oxygen?

Friend: NaBrO

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πŸ‘€︎ u/benjaminear3
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2019
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The chemical symbol for Iron is Fe...

... and therefore Iron Man is a Fe Male
Happy International women's day

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheBassMeister
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2018
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No one tell me what the symbol β€œΞΌβ€ stands for

Which I think is quite mean.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Stormfox9
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2019
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My quantum physics professor was really particular about how we wrote the symbols for our wave functions.

She was a total Psi's queen.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoeFas
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2019
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I asked my dad if he knew what the symbol for Sodium was on the periodic table.

He said Na.

Can someone please tell me!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrbrisco
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2019
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Two drums and a symbol fall off a stage...

Ba-dum ching!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hey_mcfly27
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2019
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Has anyone else noticed that the symbol "&"...

...looks like a man dragging his butt across the floor?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2018
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A period and a decimal use the same symbol

Let me know if I should stop this joke or break it down further

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ashtehstampede
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2019
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All of these math symbols are confusing.

It's all Greek to me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RogueEthan
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2019
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A carpenter was tired of people knocking down a symbol of his country. What did he have to do?

Make a stand for the flag.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ImpureInn
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2019
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My old man explained map symbols for a living.

He was a real legend.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheJenkinsComic
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2018
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My Freud loving friend keeps insisting that a pencil is a phallic symbol.

I said, β€œNo, but a pen is.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2018
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I mistakenly answer Ai instead of Al as the symbol for aluminum.

foiled again.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/buckeyespud
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2018
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Phone keyboards don't have the cent symbol.

Is it because no one has any cents anymore?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PokemonTaz
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2017
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I used to have a driver's license from Arizona. They had a neat symbol on them if you opted in to be an organ donor.

I don't live in AZ anymore, but you know what they say, once a donor always Sedona!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/clit_or_us
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2018
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2 drums and a symbol fell off a cliff

Badumtss

Edit: Cymbal* DAMN AUTO CORRECT

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Braincain007
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2017
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A fella with a chemical symbol tattoo

I asked him what chemical it was.

"Caffeine" was his reply.

It was only polite to apologize for my inquisitiveness: It would have kept me up all night trying to work it out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PsychoPhilosopher
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2014
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Two bass drums and a symbol fall off of a cliff...

Ba-dum chhhhhhh.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crazycatlorde
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2019
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