Did you hear about the man who memorized all the symbols on a map?
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︎ Jan 29 2021
I may get in trouble by using weird symbols,
But it's my own asterisk.
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︎ Dec 18 2020
Some consider owls to be symbols of death.
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︎ Dec 07 2020
Yesterday I met someone who didn't know what Γ (the multiplication symbol) meant...
It really is a sign of the times.
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︎ Nov 14 2020
I miss when the β#β symbol meant βpoundβ...
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︎ Nov 30 2020
I bought a covid face mask covered with random musical symbols...
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︎ Jul 23 2020
Thereβs a saying in math that goes, βItβs as easy as solving a collection of symbols that jointly express a quantity.β
I though it was an odd expression
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︎ Sep 07 2020
All letters of the alphabet except for c have been declared hate symbols by the anti defamation league. Why?
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︎ Jul 02 2020
I once put a list of symbols on a map and everyone still talks about it.
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︎ Feb 04 2020
Whyβs βUβ used as the symbol for Potential Energy?
Because βUβ have a lot of potential!
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︎ Sep 18 2019
To who ever wrote the explanation of the symbols on the map.
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︎ Nov 21 2019
Me: Yo bro, can you tell me the chemical symbols for sodium, bromine and oxygen?
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︎ Nov 23 2019
The chemical symbol for Iron is Fe...
... and therefore Iron Man is a Fe Male
Happy International women's day
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︎ Mar 08 2018
No one tell me what the symbol βΞΌβ stands for
Which I think is quite mean.
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︎ Jul 03 2019
My quantum physics professor was really particular about how we wrote the symbols for our wave functions.
She was a total Psi's queen.
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︎ Oct 21 2019
I asked my dad if he knew what the symbol for Sodium was on the periodic table.
He said Na.
Can someone please tell me!!
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︎ Sep 12 2019
Two drums and a symbol fall off a stage...
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︎ Jun 12 2019
Has anyone else noticed that the symbol "&"...
...looks like a man dragging his butt across the floor?
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︎ Apr 05 2018
A period and a decimal use the same symbol
Let me know if I should stop this joke or break it down further
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︎ Jul 09 2019
All of these math symbols are confusing.
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︎ Feb 13 2019
A carpenter was tired of people knocking down a symbol of his country. What did he have to do?
Make a stand for the flag.
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︎ Feb 13 2019
My old man explained map symbols for a living.
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︎ Feb 21 2018
My Freud loving friend keeps insisting that a pencil is a phallic symbol.
I said, βNo, but a pen is.β
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︎ Sep 24 2018
I mistakenly answer Ai instead of Al as the symbol for aluminum.
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︎ Aug 14 2018
Phone keyboards don't have the cent symbol.
Is it because no one has any cents anymore?
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︎ Oct 24 2017
I used to have a driver's license from Arizona. They had a neat symbol on them if you opted in to be an organ donor.
I don't live in AZ anymore, but you know what they say, once a donor always Sedona!
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︎ Mar 27 2018
2 drums and a symbol fell off a cliff
Badumtss
Edit: Cymbal* DAMN AUTO CORRECT
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︎ Dec 02 2017
A fella with a chemical symbol tattoo
I asked him what chemical it was.
"Caffeine" was his reply.
It was only polite to apologize for my inquisitiveness: It would have kept me up all night trying to work it out.
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︎ May 07 2014
Two bass drums and a symbol fall off of a cliff...
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︎ Apr 17 2019
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