Did you know that Olive branch is a symbol of peace. People were using olive branch during the history to declare truce by giving it to their enemies
If you are wondering how I know this, it's because olive random trivia
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Did you hear about the man who memorized all the symbols on a map?
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︎ Jan 29 2021
Yesterday I met someone who didn't know what Γ (the multiplication symbol) meant...
It really is a sign of the times.
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︎ Nov 14 2020
I may get in trouble by using weird symbols,
But it's my own asterisk.
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︎ Dec 18 2020
Some consider owls to be symbols of death.
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︎ Dec 07 2020
What chemical element is symbolized by the letters Ah?
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︎ May 07 2020
I bought a covid face mask covered with random musical symbols...
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︎ Jul 23 2020
All letters of the alphabet except for c have been declared hate symbols by the anti defamation league. Why?
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︎ Jul 02 2020
Last night I accidentally superglued my thumb and forefinger together...
But donβt worry...it will be ok. ππ»
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︎ Nov 14 2020
A French guy started a charitable foundation that symbolizes the coexistence between faiths; combining "Red Cross" and "Red Crescent". What did he call it?
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I once put a list of symbols on a map and everyone still talks about it.
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︎ Feb 04 2020
Whyβs βUβ used as the symbol for Potential Energy?
Because βUβ have a lot of potential!
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︎ Sep 18 2019
To who ever wrote the explanation of the symbols on the map.
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The chemical symbol for Iron is Fe...
... and therefore Iron Man is a Fe Male
Happy International women's day
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︎ Mar 08 2018
No one tell me what the symbol βΞΌβ stands for
Which I think is quite mean.
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︎ Jul 03 2019
Me: Yo bro, can you tell me the chemical symbols for sodium, bromine and oxygen?
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︎ Nov 23 2019
My quantum physics professor was really particular about how we wrote the symbols for our wave functions.
She was a total Psi's queen.
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︎ Oct 21 2019
Computer: choose a password. Me: hi-hat
Computer: password cannot contain symbols
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︎ Dec 13 2020
I asked my dad if he knew what the symbol for Sodium was on the periodic table.
He said Na.
Can someone please tell me!!
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︎ Sep 12 2019
Has anyone else noticed that the symbol "&"...
...looks like a man dragging his butt across the floor?
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︎ Apr 05 2018
Two drums and a symbol fall off a stage...
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︎ Jun 12 2019
A period and a decimal use the same symbol
Let me know if I should stop this joke or break it down further
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︎ Jul 09 2019
All of these math symbols are confusing.
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︎ Feb 13 2019
So you know the programming language C...
next is C++, or C2 since its the second one, then there's C# or C3 since the # symbol is just shift 3.
I can't wait for the next iteration, C4! I hear its gonna be... A blast!
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︎ Dec 17 2020
A carpenter was tired of people knocking down a symbol of his country. What did he have to do?
Make a stand for the flag.
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︎ Feb 13 2019
My old man explained map symbols for a living.
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︎ Feb 21 2018
A principal in Nebraska banned candy canes because the "J" symbolizes "Jesus".
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︎ Dec 08 2018
My Freud loving friend keeps insisting that a pencil is a phallic symbol.
I said, βNo, but a pen is.β
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I mistakenly answer Ai instead of Al as the symbol for aluminum.
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One friend of mine is LITERALLY a legend...
He always helps me with maps and diagrams, pointing out all the little symbols and what they mean.
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︎ Mar 31 2020
When do Red White, and Blue not symbolize freedom?
When youβre going 85 on surface streets, with them behind you in flashing lights.
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︎ Sep 02 2018
Dad, showing me his pinky : "Did you know that the Chinese don't have that finger ?" Me : "What ? No." Dad : "wanna know why ?" Me: "yeah"
It's because it's MY pinky.
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Phone keyboards don't have the cent symbol.
Is it because no one has any cents anymore?
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But wait, there's myrrh!
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I used to have a driver's license from Arizona. They had a neat symbol on them if you opted in to be an organ donor.
I don't live in AZ anymore, but you know what they say, once a donor always Sedona!
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Shocking
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2 drums and a symbol fell off a cliff
Badumtss
Edit: Cymbal* DAMN AUTO CORRECT
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︎ Dec 02 2017
My Google password is "SnowWhite&the7dwarves"
Because it said I needed at least 8 characters, including caps, a number and a symbol
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︎ Jun 26 2020
I got an interview and told them I was proficient in C and C-sharp.
Turns out that wasn't good enough to be a pianist
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︎ Oct 20 2019
Remember Rafiki's drawing of the Lion King?
What a simple Simba symbol.
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i was in a band once
the producer said that we needed to have a symbol for our band. i said sir if we dont have a cymbal how have we been playing the drums?
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A fella with a chemical symbol tattoo
I asked him what chemical it was.
"Caffeine" was his reply.
It was only polite to apologize for my inquisitiveness: It would have kept me up all night trying to work it out.
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I once tried to hire a Prince impersonator for a Party...
... What do you know. It's not that Symbol.
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︎ Jun 19 2020
This is the time of the year when I get really annoyed when everyone writes βXβ instead of βChrist.β
I calm myself down by playing my Christ Box 360.
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︎ Oct 20 2018
My son learned about radioactive decay in chemistry class, he was real excited when he got home and had a million questions. He wanted to build a reactor in the back yard. I told him we couldnβt. βWhat, are you not smart enough?β
βNo Uβ
Iβll see myself out.
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Two bass drums and a symbol fall off of a cliff...
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