They were trying to go straight!
Dad: YES... no...YES...no...YES...no...
She's my trans sister
But when I got home all the signs were there
Just dont put it your back pocket.
But it would get a bad reception
Me: A what?
Him: A repeater.
Me: dramatic eyebrow wiggling with shit eating grin
Him: Oh my god.
Left and right
Turns out he was a shit driver..
Because it goes all right all right all right
I was on EDGE there.
That the window is down.
"Wait, it's working again. Now it's not. Now it's fine. Now it's not."