Why didn't the criminal use their turn signal?
They were trying to go straight!
Son: Dad, can you see if my turn signals are working?
Dad: YES... no...YES...no...YES...no...
The youngest girl in our family wants to be a male semiconductor device for amplifying, controlling, and generating electrical signals when she grows up.
She's my trans sister
Who do you go see when you've got no signal in the waiting room?
The receptionist
My cell signal always drops when I work the front desk at work and I can't get calls.
Bad reception.
I never thought my son would steal road signals
But when I got home all the signs were there
They finally invented a golf ball that uses GPS signal to locate the hole, and then roll in.
Just dont put it your back pocket.
I was going to make a joke about weak phone signal...
But it would get a bad reception
My husband suggested we get a repeater to improve our router signal...
Me: A what?
Him: A repeater.
Me: dramatic eyebrow wiggling with shit eating grin
Him: Oh my god.
If I were a cop I would ticket people for not using their turn signals
Left and right
Just witnessed a septic cleaning truck use the left lane for a right turn, using no signal, and then proceeded to drive 10 miles under the speed limit...
Turns out he was a shit driver..
Why doesnt matthew mcconaughey's lincoln have a left turn signal?
Because it goes all right all right all right
I was on holiday in a picturesque rural lake area, got stressed at the lack of 4G and 3G signal though.
I was on EDGE there.
Back then when cars didn't have turn signals, what did it mean when a girl had her arm out the window?
That the window is down.
Dad told me my turn signal light was broken today
"Wait, it's working again. Now it's not. Now it's fine. Now it's not."
How does Ryu signal forfeit?
