How does a military dad alert his son that a hot lady is nearby?

A-TEN-SON!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Packaging69
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πŸ‘€︎ u/WatashiwaSohaides
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πŸ‘€︎ u/populargaming21k
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What kind of alert do the police put out when someone steals your fire?

An ember alert.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wash_guy
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2021
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Police raised an alert in error, thinking they’d discovered a recently severed appendage.

But it was a fossil arm.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/carriager
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2020
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In the UK we now have new Covid alert levels

I knew it would end in tiers

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Goldygold2
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2020
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What’s the 9 letters of the pirate alphabet? (CORNY ALERT)

R, I, and the seven c’s

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ImStayingForNow
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Big Brain Time Alert
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Soda_Monster
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Spoiler Alert!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/garboooge
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2019
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Spoiler alert.

Don't leave milk out of the fridge for too long in warm weather.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2020
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TacocatFirefly
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2020
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πŸ‘€︎ u/romantheperogi
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2019
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Scam alert: Those Free Hong Kong shirts are being sold on Amazon for 15 bucks!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/siphodeus
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2019
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Endgame Spoiler Alert
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ghost_Rider2001
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2019
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[Spoiler Alert]

My friends making a movie about car accessories.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Johnny_Two_Timez
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2019
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Spoiler alert!!!!!!1111!!!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CoolKid89283638
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2019
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Spoiler alert for The Prodigy
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrdude777
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2019
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Dad pun alert
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πŸ‘€︎ u/tobasita
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2018
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SPOILER ALERT
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ULTRA_SWAG
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2019
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Spoiler alert!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ohfuckitsrane
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2018
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Spoiler Alert!!

I forgot to put the milk back in the fridge for days.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mistermajik2000
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2019
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Spoiler alert, dad joke ahead

"No matter how far you throw an envelope, it will still be stationary"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fatherhoodgalore
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2019
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Small Spoiler Alert
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mr36251
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2018
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Always be alert

The world needs more lerts

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2019
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BEWARE MASSIVE CRINGE ALERT

i was at a wedding and one persons suit was marvel characters and my dad says "well that's just marvelous"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kicks008
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2019
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Endgame spoiler Alert.

I couldn't help but think that the final confrontation between Thanos and Tony Stark would be the ultimate dad joke in the universe. Might not sound like much, but this is how that scene played out in my head.

Thanos (about to snap, after the scuffle with Tony) : I am... inevitable.

Tony : Hi inevitable, I'm Iron Man.

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How do you say bad pun alert in roman?

Hannibal at the gates

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πŸ‘€︎ u/duderuok
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2019
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Spoiler Alert.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2018
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Terrible Joke Alert #2

Did you hear the one about the number theorist who was arrested? They say he was guilty on all counts.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Physicsboy2018
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2019
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Killer Dad Joke Alert :

I’m walking into publix and a guy offers me the empty cart he was using and says β€œleft some gas in it for you” - credit : a guy on Twitter

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nemisis1000
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2019
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Terrible Joke Alert

Did you hear about the guy who was deaf? Well, neither did he.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Physicsboy2018
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2019
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Twitter virus alert!

There's a new virus on twitter. It's called "chirpies"..It's a canarial disease, but thankfully it's tweetable.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2018
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What is the best season to sell Life Alert?

Fall

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Major Spoiler Alert imgur.com/e7pGTVl
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What did the Hawaiian say when the fake missle alert made him poop his pants?

ICBM

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breaking bad (spoiler alert) sydtehkid.tumblr.com/post…
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Dadjoked my G/F during Furious Seven (Spoiler Alert!)

Right at the end of the first chase scene where Paul Walker is running on top of the bus and Michelle Rodriguez spins her car around for him to grab the rear, I turned and said (quietly):

"They showed that in the trailers, talk about your.....spoilers."

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ALERT: do not eat at California Pizza Kitchen

Their crust is Faulty

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Dadjoke alert on the World wide web.

http://www.tuaw.com/2014/03/14/a-nice-sterile-eye-pad/?ncid=rss_truncated

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Verapamil123
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πŸ‘€︎ u/agarwalkunal12
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2019
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Spoiler Alert

Leaving your milk in the refrigerator for too long.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dallasboi1992YT
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2019
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You should always be alert

The world needs more lerts

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πŸ‘€︎ u/404wav
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2019
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Be alert...

...the world needs more Lerts.

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