Do you guys know where I can watch "Pun"?

It's supposed to be this new play on words.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Flying_pig2
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My wife asked me if I wanted to watch Batman Forever on Netflix.

I said, โ€œNo, only for the next couple of hours.โ€

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/porichoygupto
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The day I turned 42, my daughter walked up to me and said "happy...", and started timing on her watch. After a long silence she said...

"...40 second birthday". I was so proud.

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My girlfriend asked if we could have an old movie night and watch โ€œGaslightโ€

I told her โ€œwe already watched that together, donโ€™t you remember?โ€

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I watched Bohemian Rhapsody three times in a row, and now I feel a little sick.

It must be the high Mercury content.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/porichoygupto
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The genie asked, "Whatโ€™s your first wish?" Steve replied, "I wish I was rich!" The genie nodded and said, "Whatโ€™s your second wish?"

Rich exclaimed, "I want lots of money!"

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
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My wife and I watched 3 movies back to back last night.

Luckily I was the one facing the screen.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/deedubya8
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The YouTube Owl-gorithm decides hoo to watch ๐Ÿฆ‰
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/toebin_
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I made a belt of watches...

It was a waist of time

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/tracyrose10
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 30 2020
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As we were at the top of the Eiffel Tower watching a beautiful sunset, I got down on one knee and said, โ€œHoney?โ€

She gasped audibly and said, โ€œYeah?โ€

I said, โ€œHelp! My knee is made of magnets!โ€

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/porichoygupto
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What's the best time to go to a watch store?

For a clock.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/KW-DadJoker
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 30 2020
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I finally watched Dirty Dancing for the first time.

I had the time of my life.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/DoomRulz
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Why don't the Jedi take off their shirts to greet each other?

Because only a Sith deals in ab salutes.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/GrandMoffTarkan
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Why doesn't a schizophrenic get scared on watching a horror movie?

He knows that he is not alone.

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There is a sign outside my local library that says 'Watch for Cars'

Its a pretty good deal

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Om_Nair
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 30 2020
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As a dad, I won't let my kids watch any shows on t.v. with orchestra in it....

Too much sax and violins.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/VERBERD
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 14 2020
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I've just finished watching a documentary about beavers...

Best dam show I've ever seen.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/VERBERD
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 11 2020
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Sitting around watching the birds crowd around the bird feeder,

My brother says, "Someone must have left a good Yelp review." I said, "Yeah, somebody tweeted about it."

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Mama_Bear15
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Are you all watching the tests?
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/arabindamuley33
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 27 2020
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Watched a documentary on burping...

Think it was a repeat.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/VERBERD
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 02 2021
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Just watched an episode of 24 where Jack Bauer had to decide to either help the cartel transfer cannabis crystals into the U.S within 24 hours or they would blow up the Gulf Coast states.

...It was Kief or Southernland.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/AquamarineCheetah
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 30 2020
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Did you hear about the person who watched too many Shrek movies?

He ogre-dosed

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/mykeuk
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 20 2020
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79% of people don't know opposite words for the following.
  1. Always
  2. Coming
  3. From
  4. Take
  5. Me
  6. Down
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/tekprojekt
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If you had a choice of eating your lunch outside or watching the Nickelodeon network, what would you do?

Iโ€™d Pick Nick.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/porichoygupto
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 29 2020
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Communists around the world watched gleefully as the Washington riots unfolded.

Karl Marx was right when he wrote Das Capitol.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/praisethelort
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 08 2021
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Just watched all the Harry Potter movies back to back with a friend

Stupid, really, because it meant I couldn't see the TV

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/jezzter88
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jul 29 2020
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120 degrees
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/spinnaker190
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 08 2020
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I recently watched a documentary on how ships are made

It was Riveting

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/st_jimmy_02
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 09 2020
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Why should we watch out for 2022?

Because it's Two thousand, twenty too.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/God_Slaya
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 31 2020
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What does Wonder Woman do before she goes to bed?

She puts her pajamazon

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/pappajay2001
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 08 2021
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Met a suspicious guy in a graveyard trying to give me a watch.

The fact a body was attached to it made it a dead giveaway.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Dantr1x
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You know the problem with watching someone play a racing game?

Too many spoilers.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/wofguy3
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 27 2020
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I was watching an EzPz vid on r/Im14andthisisdeep, and thought I'd make a meme.
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/KAM_Kayla
๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 09 2020
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I watched a documentary about graphs, but it was really disappointing.

The plot was predictable. The special f(x) was terrible.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/porichoygupto
๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 16 2020
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What kind of watch does Snow White like to wear?

An Apple Watch.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/AT360306
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 02 2020
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Your cell phone has already replaced your watch, camera, calendar and alarm clock....

Don't let it replace your family.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/VERBERD
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 04 2020
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What do you call watching 2 Hallmark movies back to back?

The Extended cut

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/xngamer
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 26 2020
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I watched a Cyberpunk 2077 gameplay video and there were lots of bugs in it.

There was a bug where an NPC in the game just phases through a door like thereโ€™s nothing right there.

Guess thatโ€™s what you get when watching a walkthrough gameplay video.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/sudoku12
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 11 2020
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My belt broke, so I used my watch strap to fix it.

They fell down anyway. What a waist of time.

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๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 13 2020
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Watch out for those stairs!

They're up to something...

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/ntrpe
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I always wanted to be a watch repairman

But I could never find the time

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/SkeletalOctopus
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I gave my daughter a watch for her birthday. She thought it was so cool and when she showed it to the next door neighbor, he asked, "That's a pretty watch you've got there! Does it tell you the time?"

She laughed and said, "No, this is an old-fashioned watch! You have to look at it!"

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/madazzahatter
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My mom always told me to watch before i cross the street...

Why did she always want me to check the time?

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Ethereal_luv
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 21 2020
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If you watch a movie about ducks...

Is it called a duckumentary?

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/W33MAN01
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 02 2020
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When someone gifts you a watch
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Had the wife stop the movie to watch a quick clip. After she sat down I told her" You could cut the dogs feet off".

She said "I don't understand.....".

I said " UN-PAUSE".

I had to explain it to her...

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/JJJoyce
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Last night my wife and I watched three movies back to back

Luckily I was the one facing the TV

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