What do you get when you cross an Agnostic, and Insomniac, and a Dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there really is a doG!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/professorf
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2021
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They jailed the insomniac again...

He was resisting a rest

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πŸ‘€︎ u/linkhandford
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2020
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Great news for insomniacs....

.....only 2 more sleeps till Xmas.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2020
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What crime did they charge the insomniac with?

Resisting A Rest

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VagariTurtle
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2020
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I once knew a dyslexic, agnostic, paranoid insomniac.

He'd lie awake at night wondering if there's a dog.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LordMeme42
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2019
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Why was the insomniac sent to prison?

He was resisting a rest

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Why do insomniacs have dirty floors?

They have trouble sweeping..

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pincheperroloco
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2019
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Did you here about the insomniac who went to jail?

He was resisting a rest

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kaiserpg
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2019
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My grandfather said he was thinking of becoming an insomniac.

I said, 'It's never too late.'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2019
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I used to be an insomniac.

But I got tired of counting sheep.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zephyrcoco
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2019
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My uncle was a dyslexic agnostic insomniac.

He used to lay awake at nights wondering if there really was a dog.

(I'm sure most of you have probably heard this one before, but I just remembered it and hopefully it's new to someone)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Asmor
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2018
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Great news for insomniacs

Only three more sleeps til Christmas!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/buckfast1994
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2018
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It's not difficult to be an insomniac.

I became one overnight.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2018
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What do you get when you cross an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac?

3 angry guys hitting you.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Calthropstu
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2017
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Did you hear about the insomniac who was just put in jail?

He was charged with resisting a rest!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BAbe_Linc0ln
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2017
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What subreddit has the highest % of insomniacs?

/r/notinteresting

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2017
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Did you hear about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac?

He stayed up all night wondering if there was a dog

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2021
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What did the dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do?

He stayed up all night wondering if there's a dog.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2020
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What do you get when you mix an insomniac, agnostic, and someone with dyslexia?

Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there's a dog

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2020
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What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?

Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there is a dog.

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2020
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I used to know a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac.

He would be up all night wondering if there really was a dog.

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2020
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What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic and a dyslexic person ?

Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there is a dog

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2020
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What do you get when you cross an insomniac, a dislexic and an agnostic?

Somebody who stays up all night, debating whether or not there is a dog.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic, agnostic insomniac?

He stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/andersonfmly
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2020
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Have you heard about the dislexic agnostic insomniac?

He lies awake at night wondering if there is a dog.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ReyNada
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2020
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I used to know a dyslexic agnostic insomniac

. He would be up all night wondering if there really was a dog.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AndrewMacSydney
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2020
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What happens when you cross an agnostic, a dyslexic, and an insomniac?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jolieanastasia
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2017
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What does the dyslexic,agnostic insomniac do ?

Stay up all night wondering if there's a dog

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2020
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What happens to someone who is agnostic, an insomniac, and dyslexic?

They lay awake at night wondering if there is a dog.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nmlasa
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2019
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"Q: What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A: Someone who stays up all night wondering if there is a Dog."

An oldie but still good.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/oxfordthethird
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2019
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Did you hear about the dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac?

He stayed up all night wondering if dog exists.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drunkinalaska
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2019
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Did you hear about the dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac?

He used to lie awake at night worrying about the existence of dog.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ToughBeingAPig
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2019
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Did you hear about the dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac?

He kept himself awake at night wondering if there was a dog.

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2018
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Did you hear about the agnostic, dyslexic, insomniac?

He stayed up all night wondering if there was a dog.

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What do you get when you combine an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Socratio
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2019
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What do you get when you cross an agnostic, a dyslexic, and an insomniac?

Someone who lies awake at night wondering if there is a dog

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SneepSnorping
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2019
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What do you get when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/-PrincessCadence-
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2018
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What do you get when crossing an agnostic, dyslexic, and insomniac?

A person who stays awake all night pondering if there really is a dog.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BNYRBT
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2018
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A friend of mine is an agnostic insomniac with dyslexia.

He lays awake all night wondering if there really is a dog.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IAmTommyZombie
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2019
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What do agnostic dyslexic insomniacs do?

They stay up at night wondering if there really is a dog.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/that_JP
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2018
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Did you hear about the Dyslexic, Agnostic Insomniac?

He stayed up all night wondering if his Dog was real.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Phredex
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2018
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What happens when you cross an agnostic, an insomniac, and a dyslexic?

A person that stays up all night wondering if there’s a dog

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πŸ‘€︎ u/etherealredditor
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2017
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What do you get if you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Somebody who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MeowMixSong
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2015
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Did you hear about the agnostic, dyslexic insomniac?

He stayed up all night wondering whether or not there was a dog.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/damnitjake
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2016
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Did you guys hear about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac?

He stayed up all night wondering if there really was a dog.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/west1132
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2014
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What do you get if you cross an agnostic, a dyslexic, and an insomniac?

Somebody who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

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