My daughter just dad-joked the shit out of me with "Did you hear about the kidnapping?"

"Everything was fine, he woke up a couple hours later."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/god-of-the-arcade
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2015
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

...it wasn't that big of a deal, He woke up.

Don't act like you haven't dozed off in a history class before.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Taylordprints
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2017
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My Maths teacher's bicycle jokes.

My maths teacher was demonstrating a 'How to calculate the speed of something when the distance is x and the time is y' type question which involved a bike. It is the first lesson after break-time on Monday morning, so most of us (the students) were dozing off. The maths teacher notices this and begins the 'jokes..'

"I know you're all tired, but you just had brake and I have spoke to you all about not being lethargic in class.

Cue awkward laughter

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πŸ‘€︎ u/N00dles98
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2014
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