Sleepwalk Puns

A list of puns related to "Sleepwalk"

What do you call a nun that sleepwalks?

A Roamin' Catholic

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👤︎ u/EmperorOfFabulous
📅︎ Jan 11 2021
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A dog sleepwalks into a bar . . .

He tells the bartender “ZZZ I’m a cat ZZZ I’m a cat”. The bartender says “Yes sir you are.” The sleepwalking dog leaves and a patron says “Why did you agree with him? That dog’s not a cat!!” The bartender replies, “Sometimes you gotta let sleeping dogs lie.”

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👤︎ u/boogerknows
📅︎ Oct 10 2019
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What do you call a sleepwalking nun?

virgin mobile.

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👤︎ u/Goopeh_Tomatoes
📅︎ Jun 25 2020
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What do you call a sleepwalking number?

A Roman Numeral

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👤︎ u/clifwith1f
📅︎ Jul 27 2018
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First time submitter...dad dropped this on me today. "What do you call a sleepwalking nun?"

"A roamin' catholic."

Dohohoho

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👤︎ u/euphoric_planet
📅︎ Oct 25 2013
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What do you call a zombie in pajamas?

The sleepwalking dead

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👤︎ u/UkuSw0w
📅︎ Jun 02 2020
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What do you call a nun that sleepwalks?

A roamin' catholic.

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👤︎ u/rlmegan
📅︎ Nov 29 2018
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What do you call a sleepwalking nun?

A Roamin' Catholic

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👤︎ u/misfitfricky
📅︎ Mar 16 2021
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What do you call a sleepwalking nun?

A Roamin' Catholic.

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👤︎ u/Forsaken1372
📅︎ Jan 09 2021
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What do you call a sleepwalking nun?

A Roaming Catholic.

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👤︎ u/drozzi007
📅︎ Jun 12 2020
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What do you call a sleepwalking nun?

A roamin' Catholic.

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👤︎ u/Crap_TheBoozeOut
📅︎ Jul 18 2019
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What do you call a sleepwalking nun?

A Roman Catholic!

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👤︎ u/therealclur
📅︎ Jul 16 2019
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What Do You Call A Sleepwalking Nun?

A Roamin’ Catholic

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👤︎ u/Hana-Chi
📅︎ Feb 16 2019
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What do you call a sleepwalking Nun?

A “Roamin’ Catholic”

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👤︎ u/icywars
📅︎ May 04 2019
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What do you call a sleepwalking nun?

A Roman Catholic (I'll show myself out)

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👤︎ u/HipityHopin
📅︎ Sep 10 2017
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What do you call a sleepwalking nun?

A Roamin Catholic

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👤︎ u/ryanconverse
📅︎ Jan 18 2019
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what do you call a sleepwalking nun?

a roamin' Catholic.

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👤︎ u/Horcrux922
📅︎ Dec 07 2017
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what do you call a sleepwalking nun?

a roman catholic

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👤︎ u/yungsad
📅︎ Jan 12 2017
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What do you call a sleepwalking nun?

A Roman Catholic

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👤︎ u/Infinitecacti
📅︎ Feb 25 2018
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What do you call a sleepwalking nun?

A Roman (roamin') Catholic

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👤︎ u/Lizziblaize
📅︎ Sep 09 2017
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What do you call a sleepwalking nun?

A roamin' Catholic.

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👤︎ u/JustJosh724
📅︎ Feb 06 2018
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what do you call a sleepwalking nun?

a Roman Catholic

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👤︎ u/yungsad
📅︎ Aug 01 2016
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