As a sufferer of hyperacusis, I really needed to buy a nice, quiet home.
Well, the real estate agent sold this place to me as being somewhere "you can hear a pin drop".
And that's how I ended up buying the apartment right above a fricking bowling alley.
So you know Gandhi? Walked barefoot, tough feet. Fasted a lot, so he was weak. Prayed a lot, real spiritual. Unfortunately, suffered from bad breath.
In other words, he was a super-calloused fragile mystic suffering from halitosis.
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Is that considered a Ginger Snap???
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I said "NO, We all seem to enjoy it. "
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*That's a bad spell of vertigo.
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My neighbour died after falling into a giant vat of coffee, but thankfully didn’t suffer.
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So far, they have taken his car, his house and his boat.
My doctor texted me that I was suffering from low magnesium
My friends won't let me play football with them after I suffered a charley-horse
They said I cramp their style
My co-workers and I would suffer from wrist pain when we would drive through a mountain on our way to work together
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Also known as a Julius Seizure.
Mahatma Gandhi walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him ..
A super calloused fragile mystic hexed with halitosis (edited, thanks kind friends for the correction!)
If you suffer from sneezing fits, DO NOT make an appointment with...
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Does this mean 1 in 4 enjoy it?
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I guess it’s because they always sleep funny.
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Why did the economy suffer after the Renaissance?
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He needs a change of peso.
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He was left with only a semicolon.
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They just want to like, dye.
(OC)
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Remember you are not alone!
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They told their therapist they've seen some shit.
Suffer the Reaper Cushions
When I reach home, my 1.5 y.o. son rushes out to the gate to sit in my lap while I park the car. Then he just grabs the steering and starts shaking it with brrrmmm brrrmmm sound. His cute antics always make me forget that he's suffering from a rare disease.
It's called Parking Son's disease.
Edit: Thanks for the gold, kind stranger.
For those who suffer from an intruder anxiety...
don't worry you're not alone.
I found out the other day that the flying spaghetti monster has a lot of anxiety.
I guess he suffers from impasta syndrome
Studies show that 4 out of 5 men suffer from diarrhea at some point in their life.
Why are 1 out of 5 men enjoying it??
An original from my 5 year old daughter: Why was the egg itchy?
Because it had egg-zema.
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You could say diarrhea runs in the family.
My doctor asked me if anyone in my family suffers from mental illness?
I said, "NO, We all seem to enjoy it."
My wife is leaving me because I suffer from Alopecia.
Mahatma Ghandi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an incredible set of callouses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail. Plus, with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath.
This made him a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
Edit: I do now realize I misspelled Gandhi. I cannot edit the title, just know that I see it and am sorry.
Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath.
This made him, A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath.
This made him, A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
Edit: Wow! Didn't expect this big reaction!
Thanks for the silver!
Edit 2: And gold!? Thanks again! :)
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