What do u call a junkie octopus?

Cracken

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πŸ‘€︎ u/marinmarge
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2021
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What does a junkie power ranger say before shooting up?

It's morphine time.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2020
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What do you call a junkie who got run over?

A crackhead

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dullbrowny
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2020
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I just found out that Alex Trebek is an adrenaline junkie.

He’s always putting himself in Jeopardy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2019
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Did you hear about the junkie, who was addicted to soap?

He is clean now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gwynbleidd_Cage
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2019
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What do you call it when a junkie uses a new drug to get clean?

A contradiction.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TacoNumeroJuan
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2018
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There's a new show on BBC where heroin junkies can determine via experts, how much money they've shot up over the years.

It's called,Cash in the Addict.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rossco1874
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2020
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Pokemon cards? Yeah i've got a small collection.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BedHeadBread
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2020
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Why did the junkies climb the mountain?

So that they could get high.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jetty_Boy
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2019
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What is junkies' favorite subject?

Meth

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DandyBeyond
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2018
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Why do junkies like farms?

They are always looking for a needle in a haystack.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/5jor5
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2018
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Bunch of junkies in an alley late at night getting their fix...

...one of them is inhaling deeply from a large bag of cement, he was on the hard stuff!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rebut38
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2018
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Why Do Adrenaline Junkies Like To Go Camping

Because it's in tents.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tinyloy
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2017
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Just a few one-liners my dad thought up tonight

"Parallel lines struggle to make ends meet".

"Decapitated man can't get ahead".

"Reformed junkie encouraged to get back on the horse".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Earthwire
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2014
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Got my wife while traveling in SF...

After visiting Chinatown, went to the Fisherman's wharf at night.

Wife sees shop with nice looking - non junky, Chinese items priced very high Wife: Look! It's like Chinatown, just way nicer and more expensive! Me: You might even call it....Fine Chinatown

I got both an eye roll and a groan. It was great.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/partyeh
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2015
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