Why did the junkies climb the mountain?

So that they could get high.

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👤︎ u/Jetty_Boy
📅︎ Mar 17 2019
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Did you hear about the junkie, who was addicted to soap?

He is clean now.

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Just a few one-liners my dad thought up tonight

"Parallel lines struggle to make ends meet".

"Decapitated man can't get ahead".

"Reformed junkie encouraged to get back on the horse".

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👤︎ u/Earthwire
📅︎ Oct 08 2014
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Got my wife while traveling in SF...

After visiting Chinatown, went to the Fisherman's wharf at night.

Wife sees shop with nice looking - non junky, Chinese items priced very high Wife: Look! It's like Chinatown, just way nicer and more expensive! Me: You might even call it....Fine Chinatown

I got both an eye roll and a groan. It was great.

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👤︎ u/partyeh
📅︎ Aug 05 2015
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