but he will be released in two pieces
Today at the local toys'r'us with my SO and the kids. We approach two teenagers restocking the shelves from a pallet full of cardboard boxes. I hear one of them ask the other if she has seen the knife. The other says no, an I notice they're searching for it. As we pass i ask if "they're looking for one of them retractable knifes?"
Her: "Yes"
Me: "I think i saw a kid running around with it over there" *points with thumb over my shoulder
Her:...-...! *face turns white
My SO: I'm sorry he's joking. Arrrg! 2rgeir can't I take you anywhere?
Me: *snickering
I'm a Toys 'R' Us kid.
My friend said he wanted the squirt gun that shoots jelly from the island of misfit toys. I told him it would probably jam a lot and asked him if it was standard issue for the US Army Preserves.
My sister was throwing a toy to our dog, and saying "catch it, catch it!"
My dad from the kitchen shouted. "Evie, stop swearing. Besides, she's a dog"
That got groans from both of us...
My niece (3) was showing us all of her toys, one of which was toy a cupcake tin. The joking commenced. Mom: Oh wow that's really cool, you could make some neat cupcakes with this.
Me: Yeah its really awesome.
Mom: Just put some play doh (Plato) in here and you're all set.
Me: What if you put some Aristotle in there?
Mom: typical eye roll and mom groan
