There's a new show on BBC where heroin junkies can determine via experts, how much money they've shot up over the years.
It's called,Cash in the Addict.
Why did the junkies climb the mountain?
So that they could get high.
Why do junkies like farms?
They are always looking for a needle in a haystack.
Bunch of junkies in an alley late at night getting their fix...
...one of them is inhaling deeply from a large bag of cement, he was on the hard stuff!
Why Do Adrenaline Junkies Like To Go Camping
Because it's in tents.
What does a junkie power ranger say before shooting up?
It's morphine time.
Pokemon cards? Yeah i've got a small collection.
I just found out that Alex Trebek is an adrenaline junkie.
He’s always putting himself in Jeopardy.
Did you hear about the junkie, who was addicted to soap?
He is clean now.
What do you call it when a junkie uses a new drug to get clean?
A contradiction.
Just a few one-liners my dad thought up tonight
"Parallel lines struggle to make ends meet".
"Decapitated man can't get ahead".
"Reformed junkie encouraged to get back on the horse".
Got my wife while traveling in SF...
After visiting Chinatown, went to the Fisherman's wharf at night.
Wife sees shop with nice looking - non junky, Chinese items priced very high Wife: Look! It's like Chinatown, just way nicer and more expensive! Me: You might even call it....Fine Chinatown
I got both an eye roll and a groan. It was great.
