Welcome to the Plastic Surgery Addicts group meeting...
I see a lot of new faces here today!!
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︎ Mar 31 2021
What's a drug addict's favourite monster?
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︎ Apr 21 2021
What did the PB&J addict call his sandwiches?
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︎ Jan 20 2021
Whatβs a drug addicts favourite part of decorating the ginger bread house?
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︎ Dec 24 2020
I used to be a soap addict
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︎ Nov 24 2020
Welcome to plastic surgery addicts anonymous.
I see a few new faces this week and I must say Iβm disappointed.
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︎ Oct 02 2020
Today I saw a duck that was a dwug addict.
He was a quack head. I guess it's better than being a heron addict, but apparently he had trouble getting treatment because his bill was outrageous.
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︎ Aug 15 2020
I recently staged an intervention for my religious feline addict.
Needless to say, he's not a Catholic anymore.
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︎ Aug 13 2020
How do drug addicts breath?
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︎ Sep 06 2020
What do drug addicts and pharaohs have in common?
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︎ Jul 20 2020
How can you tell a train conductor is a drug addict?
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︎ Jul 17 2020
What do you call a scandinavian cocaine addict?
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︎ Mar 29 2020
What is something that a drug addict and a duck does?
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︎ Apr 22 2020
I knew a drug addict that was so desperate for a high he snorted curry powder. Got really ill and taken to hospital.
He was put in an induced korma.
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︎ Jun 25 2020
A video game addict was playing a military game
He quickly achieved the rank of βtreem β, rather high up in the rankings. However, it was not long lasting, as after a series of events he was demoted. His parents grew very annoyed of hearing him talking about having been a treem, his unfair demotion, and how much he hated his new position. Now, the gamerβs family often made little newspapers to share personal achievements and events with their family.
This weeks top headline read, βex-treem dissed appointmentβ.
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︎ May 23 2020
What did the drug addict text his girlfriend?
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︎ Mar 29 2020
What type of football player is the biggest drug addict?
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︎ Nov 24 2019
How do drug addicts travel?
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︎ Dec 08 2019
Monster addict needs...
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︎ Jul 07 2019
What did the drug addict with a lisp say when he crashed his car?
βI really methed up.β
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︎ Oct 31 2019
Did you know a lot of drug addicts are experts in geology?
Theyβre called stoners for a reason, you know.
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︎ Dec 24 2018
I heard some drug addict wanted to kill himself by injecting heroin but failed to do so.
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︎ Oct 21 2019
What do you call a dictionary that is a drug addict
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︎ Mar 24 2019
A meth addict tried to shoot me with a sniper rifle.
He was a real crack shot!
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︎ Nov 26 2016
Just met a Chinese drug addict...
He said βhave you seen my cocaineβ and I said, βnot since his role in the recent Batman moviesβ
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︎ May 08 2019
I thought my wife was going to a cat addicts meeting
Turns out she was just going to the cat-holic church
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︎ Jan 10 2019
What did the drug test say to the addict?
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︎ Feb 17 2019
A method actor who takes a role of a drug addict is a Meth O.D. actor
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︎ Jul 04 2018
I shouldβve known my girlfriend was a vexillology addict.
There were red flags everywhere.
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︎ May 10 2019
Don't steal from your friends to buy drugs. That's addict move.
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︎ Sep 17 2017
I caught a drug addict fish today
I'm not sure what he was on but he was hooked on something.
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︎ Jun 15 2017
How should a vegetable addict overcome their addiction?
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︎ Jul 21 2018
What is an addict's favorite dance?
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︎ Feb 15 2019
Welcome to plastic surgery addicts anonymous.
I see a few new faces here this week and I must say I am very disappointed.
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︎ Apr 01 2020
I was a soap addict.
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︎ May 01 2020
Welcome to plastic surgery addicts anonymous.
I see a few new faces here this week and I must say I am very disappointed.
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︎ Jun 25 2019
Welcome to plastic surgery addicts anonymous.
I see a few new faces here this week and I must say I am very disappointed.
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︎ Jun 06 2019
Welcome to plastic surgery addicts anonymous
I see a few new faces here this week and I must say that I'm disappointed.
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︎ Aug 05 2019
I used to be an addict to soap...
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︎ Jun 04 2019
Welcome to Plastic Surgery Addicts Anonymous
I'm seeing a lot of new faces here in the crowd this week and I have to say I am very disappointed.
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︎ Apr 20 2019
Welcome to plastic surgery addicts anonymous
I see a few new faces here this week and I must say I am very disappointed
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︎ Jun 08 2019
Welcome to the plastic surgery addicts group.
I see a lot of new faces here today.
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︎ Mar 24 2019
I went to a talkgroup for plastic surgery addicts.
I saw a lot of new faces there.
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︎ Jan 30 2019
Just met a Chinese drug addict. He asked, "Have you seen my cocaine?".
I said "Not since he starred in Zulu".
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︎ May 07 2019
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