My doctor friend is addicted to hitting his patients on the knees to test their reflexes.
He really gets a kick out of it.
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︎ Apr 12 2021
I used to be addicted to the hokey pokey.
Good thing I turned myself around.
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︎ Apr 11 2021
My son moaned at me that I was addicted to coffee.
I gave him a roasting and then told him he was grounded.
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︎ Apr 16 2021
What do you need to do when youβre addicted to sea weed?
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︎ Mar 05 2021
A man walks into his doctorβs office and says, βDoctor, I think Iβm addicted to Twitter.β
The doctor looks at him and says, βSorry, I donβt follow you."
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︎ Feb 01 2021
What's the dog breed that is addicted to internet?
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︎ Apr 12 2021
I was addicted to the hokey pokey...
but i turned myself around. isnβt that what itβs all about?
Edit: I posted this right before i went to bed. thank you all so much!!
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︎ Feb 25 2021
My wife uses nasal spray a lot, to the point we think she is addicted to it. I tried to send her to rehab, but she didn't like it.
She said it was just a bunch of stuffy people.
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︎ Mar 21 2021
If a man is addicted to braking fluid...
Can he stop any time he wants?
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︎ Mar 24 2021
Iβm addicted to abusing nuns, I just canβt not hit them, the only thing thatβs worked for me is redirecting it to somebody else.
Iβm trying really hard to kick the abbot
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︎ Feb 12 2021
What do you call a prostitute that is addicted to coke?
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︎ Mar 17 2021
"Hello, My name is Dave and I'm addicted to baby powder "
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︎ Mar 21 2021
I am addicted to seaweed....
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︎ Jan 10 2021
I use to be addicted to the hoke poky...
But then I turned myself around
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︎ Feb 11 2021
Just found out my uncle is addicted to viagra
My aunt has been taking it hard
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︎ Jan 14 2021
I used to be addicted to soap
Iβm totally clean now, though!
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︎ Feb 22 2021
I got addicted to a card game...
...My dad told me to snap out of it.
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︎ Mar 08 2021
Iβm becoming addicted to the hokey pokey
But Iβm turning myself around
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︎ Jan 28 2021
My friend is addicted to watching other people eat a gingerbread house.
Doctors are calling it munch housing by proxy.
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︎ Jan 15 2021
I've just found out my grandad is addicted to Viagra.
Nobody is taking it harder than my grandma.
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︎ Nov 27 2020
True story: During a large dinner my son said that he was addicted to the gravy
I told him "the best way to break that addiction is to quit cold turkey"
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︎ Feb 02 2021
I just found out one of my family members is addicted to Viagra
Itβs been pretty hard times.
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︎ Jan 14 2021
I told my friend βIβm addicted to buying Beatles albums!β
He said βYou need help.β
I said βNo, Iβve already got that oneβ
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︎ Nov 17 2020
Guys, I think my friend is addicted to spending money on female Twitch streamers
He's showing dangerous simptoms
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︎ Jan 04 2021
To avoid getting addicted to Thanksgiving leftovers...
...it's time to quit cold turkey.
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︎ Dec 01 2020
Iβm addicted to thanksgiving leftovers....
My family tells me that after two weeks, I have to quit cold Turkey.
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︎ Dec 04 2020
What do you call somebody who's addicted to trimming beards?
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︎ Oct 31 2020
I was addicted to the hokey pokey
But i turned myself around
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︎ Mar 31 2021
I was once addicted to the hokey pokey
But I turned myself around.
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︎ Mar 03 2021
I was addicted to the Hokey Pokey at one time
But then I turned myself around.
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︎ Apr 08 2021
I was addicted to the Hokey Pokey
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︎ Apr 16 2021
I was addicted to the hokey pokey
but i turned myself around. ainβt that whatβs itβs all about?
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︎ Apr 01 2021
Doctor you've got you help me, I'm addicted to twitter.
Doctor: I don't follow you.
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︎ Jan 20 2021
a lady goes to the doctor and says Iβm addicted to Twitter
the doctor says I donβt follow you
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︎ Feb 21 2021
I used to be addicted to soap.
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︎ Jan 30 2021
Just found out my uncle is addicted to viagra.
My aunt has been taking it hard....
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︎ Jan 23 2021
I was addicted to Hokey Pokey
But then I turned myself around
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︎ Feb 03 2021
My doctor friend is addicted to hitting his patients on their knees to check their reflexes.
He really gets a kick out of it.
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︎ Jun 08 2020
I was addicted to soap once.
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︎ May 07 2020
Doctor! Doctor! I'm addicted to Twitter.
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︎ Jan 27 2021
I used to be addicted to soap
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︎ Dec 02 2020
My brother was addicted to the Hokey Pokey...
But luckily he turned himself around.
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︎ Dec 19 2020
What do you do if you are addicted to seaweed?
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︎ Sep 14 2020
my brother in law was addicted to the hokey pokey. it took him a while but eventually he...
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︎ Nov 20 2020
I used to be addicted to soap
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︎ Nov 21 2020
I was addicted to soap...
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︎ Jun 17 2020
I used to be addicted to Thanksgiving leftovers...
I had to quit cold turkey.
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︎ Dec 03 2020
I was addicted to the hokey pokey, but itβs ok now.
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︎ Jun 20 2020
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