Rehab Addict Puns

A list of puns related to "Rehab Addict"

My wife uses nasal spray a lot, to the point we think she is addicted to it. I tried to send her to rehab, but she didn't like it.

She said it was just a bunch of stuffy people.

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👤︎ u/tilt-a-whirly-gig
📅︎ Mar 21 2021
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Did you hear about the guy who went to rehab for his braille addiction?

Now he doesn’t touch the stuff.

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👤︎ u/rhodeslady
📅︎ Jun 17 2019
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I've been going to rehab for my addiction to Taylor Swift lyrics.

I think i'm finally clean.

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👤︎ u/MeAndMyHobo
📅︎ Apr 22 2018
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I heard that actress Reese whatshername is in rehab because she is addicted to eating soup...

Witherspoon?

Dad: I assume so, but nobody knows for sure

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👤︎ u/Beedee0823
📅︎ Apr 30 2017
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Dad just got everyone at the family Christmas party

He's been sober for 9 years, and he's been sick lately. He was joking about the amount and frequency of Nyquil he's been taking.

Me: Gotta go to rehab for your Nyquil addiction now!

Him: Well, I gotta go to hab first.

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👤︎ u/ThatMetalPanda
📅︎ Dec 24 2014
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