One is bad at telling dick jokes, the other is dad at telling Bic jokes.
Not raising your child
They have no class
Classy people go to Breastaurants.
He got fired for being trashy
When it trash can't.
Walking with my girlfriend, noticed a discarded soda can on the sidewalk.
"I hate people who litter! It's so trashy."
"...cute."
"Wh-- ...AUGHHH"
My girlfriend was driving us to into town early this morning for work, it was dark and we all had lights on. A waste disposal truck coming the other way narrowly misses us as it overtakes a cyclist on a blind corner. My girlfriend gets angry because of their stupidity, I wait a split second and say:
"I guess they're just a rubbish lorry driver"
It didn't defuse the situation...
Time to set the garbage cans to the curb, and, of course it's cold and very windy. This is the best dadjoke I could come up with, and my daughter bested me at my own game.
Me: "It's so windy, I "refuse" to take out the garbage."
She: "That's just trashy. What a waste!"
